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69 Times People Saw Roasts So Good They Had To Share Them With Others
Funny,JokesAPR 30, 2026

69 Times People Saw Roasts So Good They Had To Share Them With Others

Jonas Žvilius
Justin Sandberg
Gabija Palšytė
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While everyone has at least heard a large variety of insults during their life, they are typically dumb, stock phrases yelled in anger. Which is why a well-honed verbal attack tends to stick with us for a long time after it’s actually been said.
So we’ve gathered some of the best insults people have heard and memorized or even been subjected to themselves. Get comfortable as you scroll through, add your favorites to your own arsenal, upvote the most creative examples and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments down below.

# AxsonJaxson2112 reply

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This was years ago, but at a bar a guy told me I would look better if I wasn’t wearing glasses.  I told him he would look better if I wasn’t wearing glasses too.
AxsonJaxson2112, Jeanie de Klerk
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# Scareynerd reply

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"You look like you sort your crayons by taste".
Scareynerd, Sonya Lynne
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# dinkitnsinkit reply

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My 9 year old daughter to my 7 year old son at the movie theater: “when the movie starts you’re gonna have to stop talking… you should practice now.”
dinkitnsinkit, Nadin Sh
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# Anxious_Tap_8453 reply

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"I'm jealous of everyone who's never met you.".
Anxious_Tap_8453, Nadin Sh
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# Salty_Elderberry6335 reply

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You’re not stupid, you just have bad luck when thinking.
Salty_Elderberry6335, Getty Images
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# Express-Training5428 reply

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Old but gold....

The famous insult exchange between Nancy Astor and Winston Churchill involved Lady Astor stating, "If you were my husband, I'd poison your tea" to which Churchill retorted, "If you were my wife, I'd drink it."
Express-Training5428, Yousuf Karsh
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# BigTallCanUke reply

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“The acoustics inside your head must be amazing.”.
BigTallCanUke, www.kaboompics.com
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# blacknessofthevoid reply

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I am not saying you the dumbest guy on Earth, but you better hope nothing happens to that guy.
blacknessofthevoid, KATRIN BOLOVTSOVA
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# saintedward reply

saintedward reply
One I recently heard for the first time

"You're the reason the Power Rangers need to shout out their colours".
saintedward, MMPR Productions Inc.
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# firecat2666 reply

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"He could hide his own Easter Eggs.".
firecat2666, Czesława Grabowska
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# Martinonfire reply

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Were you homeschooled by a pigeon?
Martinonfire, Dawood Javed
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# Kepathh reply

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I have neither the time, nor the crayons to explain this to you.
Kepathh, Veronica Lorine
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# lnc_gomes reply

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"If you look up gullible in the dictionary, you'll find a picture of you"

"Yeah, well at least my dictionary doesn't have pictures, you idiot".
lnc_gomes, Tima Miroshnichenko
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# rsm6130 reply

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One time my husband was making fun of me and my 8 year old (at the time) son chimed in with, “you can’t be saying anything with your bat symbol hairline.”.
rsm6130, That_guy3475
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# killernarwhal7 reply

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If I had one hour to live, I would choose to spend it here because it feels like an eternity.
killernarwhal7, oceanng
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# Lydiaruss reply

Lydiaruss reply
"You're not stupid, you're just confidently wrong" hits different every time.
Lydiaruss, SHVETS production
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# TrinSims reply

TrinSims reply
You're kinda like Rapunzel except instead of letting down your hair you let down everyone in your life.
TrinSims, Walt Disney Pictures
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# anon reply

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Toby is in HR, which technically means he works for corporate, so he's really not a part of our family. Also, he's divorced, so he's really not a part of his family.
anon, Reveille Productions
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# Ancient_Barnacle4245 reply

Tom Arnold's response to Roseanne Barr.


Whenever the toxic relationship between Tom Arnold and Roseanne Barr post break up is mentioned, the tendency is for the discussion to favor Roseanne because she's the one who went on to superstardom for a time.


However, Arnold absolutely hit a brutal bullseye some years back when she ridiculed the size of his pp on SNL, saying it was only three inches.


Shortly thereafter, while appearing on Letterman, Arnold delivered this scathing clap back:


"Even a 747 looks small when you're flying over the Grand Canyon." 


Ouch. That's how you fire back.
Ancient_Barnacle4245
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# Francois_harp reply

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“You have spent your life chasing knowledge, but it has always been faster”.
Francois_harp, MART PRODUCTION
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