75 Wedding Moments That Screamed Future Divorce

Dude said the wrong name at the altar.

My sister's new husband made out with a bride's maid on the dance floor of the reception.

Groom got caught getting frisky with a bridesmaid. That marriage lasted for about two hours.

The groom looked drunk and the bride seemed incredibly angry. Then there was this woman walking around during the reception placing bets on when they would divorce. I later found out she was the mother of the groom.

Grooms mistress found out he was getting married and showed up at the wedding, in the middle of the i-do's, walked right up on stage and smacked him in the face.

The groom invited his female friend, she was in the early stages of pregnancy. Towards the end of the night, the bride asked aforementioned friend who the father was. The friend cheerfully said the groom's name.

The groom didn't look at the bride once.

The groom's vows:

"Dear Bride, we've had our ups and downs -- mostly downs -- "

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Edit: No, the groom did not call her Bride, I just used that as filler. I realize this makes it significantly less funny and I'm sorry you are disappointed.

During the ceremony when the priest started asking the bride "Do you take this man to be your...", she started laughing uncontrollably and couldn't stop. Is was cute for about 10 seconds and then things got real uncomfortable. They lasted a year and change. We all kinda knew the only reason they were getting married was because she got pregnant.

At the rehearsal dinner, the groom's mom is in tears, because "he looks miserable" and he was, we all knew it. During the vows they had written for eachother, the bride starts with "I know I can be a pretty terrible person, and I don't know why you've stuck around, but that's all going to change starting today!"

They were divorced a year later.

Her vows.

They were friends of mine who dated for nearly two years before their wedding. He loved her more than she loved him, obvious to all our friends, and we suspected she begrudgingly said yet to his proposal.

He said his vows first and went on and on about loving her for the rest of his life. During hers, she started with "438 days... that's how long I've loved you." It seemed sweet until she ended her vows with, "And I promise to love you for at least 438 more." Most thought nothing of it and some friends called me a [jerk] for saying it was a subconscious sign she wasn't in it for the long haul.

She left him exactly that amount of days after the wedding with a note that said 'I kept my vow to love you for 438 days more, but I can't for a single day more.'

Called it.

My cousin's wedding. The groom invited his ex, who was also the mother of his one year old son (he and my cousin had been dating for longer than two years), and my cousin (who was then very pregnant herself) got into a loud screaming match with him over it in a bathroom. They eventually came out and got married, my cousin with puffy red eyes from crying that you can see in every wedding photo that was taken.

The day of her wedding, I asked my sister in law if she was enjoying her day and all she said was "It's a nightmare. This is the worst day of my life."

I was working at a "wedding factory". On Monday we got a call the Saturday wedding was cancelled. They were told that they would lose the deposit ( around $7,000). Then on Thursday they said it was back on. When the guests arrived every one was pissed off. It seems they told everyone was it was off, then two days later that it was on. The ceremony was about 3 min. The bride then changed into sweat pants and then everyone got angry drunk. "Well this won't last long" I thought. Then on the following Monday the bride walked into my (then) wives divorce attorney's office.

At my brothers wedding his bride gave him the cheek at the "you may kiss the bride" part. Yeah she ended up cheating on him with some guy online in less than a year.

The bride invited her ex bf of 7 years to the wedding.

Groom got so drunk at the reception he passed out in the honeymoon suite by himself, but not before he latched the door so it couldn't be unlocked from the outside. Seeing the bride kicking the door and hollering at the top of her lungs to be let in at 3 am was not encouraging.

They divorced like two years later.

The groom said in his speech "when I joined a dating agency I never thought I'd be so lucky as to find my own personal cook, dishwasher, and washing machine."
Not only is that a [trashy] way to describe ANYONE, he's in for a nasty surprise when he realizes his wife is actually a complete diva and will expect him to do all those things for her! Bad relationship all round.

I went to a wedding where the wife-to-be told the groom-to-be about 10,000 times in my presence (before the wedding, obv.) that she did not want the cake smashed in her face and if he smashed the cake in her face They Would Have Serious Problems.

He smashed the cake in her face.

She had it annulled.

Bride refused to kiss the groom no matter what and would reluctantly hold hands with him in front of people and photos. As soon as people's backs are turned, she yanks her hand off. They divorced a month later. Bride then remarried within a few months. Turns out it was an arranged marriage the moms forced on them. The groom and bride never really liked each other but went through with the wedding anyways. The bride was already in another relationship behind the groom's back long before the wedding.

I was the groom.