I Followed My Cat Around For An Entire Day

First my cat wakes me up

Then she bites my toe, so she can sleep in my bed

At 4 p.m. she gets up from my bed and eats

Then we watch a movie together

After that my cat disappears for a couple of hours. I assume she goes to fight crime because she is secretly Batman

Eventually my cat comes back to eat some more, of course

Then she proudly vomits on the carpet

Then she goes to sleep again