As A Cashier Of Any Type What Is The For Real Funniest Thing That A Customer Has Said To You That Made You Actually Laugh.

I'm not talking about the topical "it didn't scan it must be free" or any other stupid commen jokes like that. Looking for ones that were truly funny and original. Mine is back in the day when I was a cashier at a big box store I rang a guys order up and when I told him the total he said and I quote "well I guess I can't get by on my good looks anymore". I laughed so hard that made my day, I'll never forget it. 🙂