"You Are A Sad, Strange Little Man": 46 Movie Insults So Brutal People Still Quote Them Years Later

"I don’t want to talk to you no more, you empty-headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries." - French soldier, Monty Python, and the Holy Grail

"You despise me, don't you?" / "Well, if I gave you any thought, I probably would."

"I'll explain, and I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog-faced buffoon."

“… all that I can forgive. But really Debbie, pastels?…”

"To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people! I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs." - Wanda, A Fish Called

"You are a sad, strange little man, and you have my pity."

“By the way, there's a name for you ladies, but it isn’t used in high society... outside of a kennel.”

I heard a good one just this week in Lady for a Day (1933)

>Butler: If I had choice of weapons with you, Sir, I'd choose grammar!

"Hey, O'Connell! Looks to me like I've got all the horses! / "Hey, Beni! Looks to me like you're on the wrong side of the river!"

"It's not my job to make you feel like a man. I can't make you something you're not."

"Why, you stuck-up, half-witted, scruffy-looking nerf herder." - Leia, Star Wars: Episode IV - A New Hope

"Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?" - John Bender, The Breakfast Club

"What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic thing I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. May God have mercy on your soul." - Principal Max Anderson, Billy Madison

"The day I need a friend like you, I’ll just have myself a little squat and poop one out." - Mrs. Carmody, The Mist

"Look, I think we got off on the wrong foot here." / "That's all you've got lady: two wrong feet in ugly shoes."

From The Ref:

"You know what, Mom? You know what I'm going to get you next Christmas? A big, wooden cross. So anytime you feel unappreciated for all your sacrifices, you can climb on up and nail yourself to it.".

"Look up 'idiot' in the dictionary. You know what you'll find?" / "A picture of me?" / "No, the definition of the word 'idiot,' which you freaking are!"

You have a face for radio and a voice for print.

Tommy Boy

Tommy:
Did you hear I graduated?

Richard Hayden:
Yeah, and just a shade under a decade, too, all right.

Tommy:
You know a lot of people go to college for seven years.

Richard Hayden:
I know, they're called doctors.

Scarlett: "Rhett, Rhett... Rhett, if you go, where shall I go? What shall I do?"

Rhett Butler: "Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn."

Gone with the Wind