51 Newlyweds Who Left A Lasting Impression On Honeymoon Resort Employees, For Better Or Worse

I don't work at a honeymoon hostpot, but over winter break I went on a cruise. My cousins and I had met this couple on the cruise that were on their honeymoon. The husband was pretty chill, and the wife seemed really nice too. I think they were in their 20's, he was like 27, and she 24. I was drunk the whole cruise, so I may be wrong. Well anyway we had hung out with them just about every night partying and drinking at the bar. Well on the last night my oldest cousin went to bed early, and it was just I and my other cousin. It was around 2 in the morning and we were just chillin bein all drunk enjoying food, when all of a sudden she comes stumbling into the restaurant and sat with us. She told us her husband went to bed, and she was lonely. We openly invited her to join us, and that's when she completely opened up. She was saying how "excited" she was, and how she had been keeping her eye on us. We thought she was joking, but then she turned, and said that if she wasn't recently married she would have loved to be intimate with my cousin and I. We didn't know what to do, so we just walked her to her room, and said goodnight to her. But I really have felt bad for her husband. She tried to apologize to us the next day, but my cousin got mad, and told her she better get her act together. My cousin is 23, and I'm 20 btw.

When I was about 10 my family was in NYC for vacation and we were walking down the sidewalk when we saw a man in a tux and a women in a wedding dress arguing. When we stopped at the crosswalk I overheard their argument and the woman took off her ring and yelled at the guy "We'll why don't I just give that kid my ring if it doesn't mean anything to you?!" and pointed at me. The man quickly tried to hush her but it didn't work as she started to yell louder. We got the hell out of there.

I worked as a bartender at a pretty nice hotel. There was a big convention center attached to it with a lot of meeting rooms and a huge ballroom. I wasn't always aware what was going on at the convention center unless the hotel was full for a convention.

It had been a fairly quiet night and I didn't have anyone else sitting at the bar when a guy takes a seat and orders a beer. I got it for him and he looked like he was kind of upset, like something was really weighing on him, but I didn't want to pry. Some people don't always want to talk.

This guy did.

He said, "Aren't bartenders supposed to listen to your problems?"

I say, "Sure man. What do you want to talk about?"

He begins to tell me that he had gotten married that day.They had had their reception next door and were staying the night in the hotel. I congratulate him, but am a bit confused as to why he's sitting here by himself on his wedding night.
He tells me that he's in his 30's and his bride is 26. They had been together at least a year and a half. And she's a virgin. And he's not.

I'm still confused as to why he's not consummating his new marriage, and he then tells me she was so nervous about their "big night" that she drank too much champagne and was in the room, passed out after having gotten sick.

I had to take a second to keep my composure and not chuckle at this poor guy's misfortune because he was obviously really upset about it. He explains that they're taking a flight out tomorrow and then getting on a cruise for their honeymoon.
I did my best to try and reassure and be optimistic for him. I said something about nerves and I was sure that everything would work out for him on the cruise.

He seemed a little better than he was when he first sat down, but he still looked frustrated, and who could blame him? He ordered another beer and went back to his room.

My wife got sick on our honeymoon, and the B&B we stayed at had no elevator only stairs and we were on the 3rd floor and she couldn't make it all the way down and back up again without getting sick. She really got stressed out before and during the wedding because 2 of her bridesmaids were b*****s all day.

I used to work at a large hotel where weddings/receptions would be held on a regular basis. One night, after a wedding, the newlywed couple is in their suite and complaints start coming in about a fight in their room. Turns out, they got into it with each other and the new wife beat up her new husband. The cops ended up taking her to jail. I guess the new husband was fapping that night.

I live in one of the east coast's most sought after wedding destination. A Couple years ago a couple rented a moped which as locals know, on an island that's basically 90% sand, is a terrible idea. Despite this people rent many mopeds and there is always at least 1 fatality a summer. They were riding on one of our main cross-island stretches and decided to kiss while riding. They veered off the road and slammed into a telephone pole. The newly-wed wife, who had just received her PhD was driving and her husband's weight crushed her against the pole; k*****g her instantly. The husband is in a persistent vegetative state for what will probably be the rest of his life. So sad. They were just beginning what would be a beautiful life and just like that...gone.

I was in Cancun on vacation, and staying at my resort was a newlywed couple, wearing husband and wife sandals and all that business. They must have been the most miserable people I have ever seen in my life.

I was on an excursion, and it appeared that they had no money, they were broke, couldn't buy food, drink or anything. If they were cool, I probably would have paid for them just to help them have a nice time. But she was a relentless h*g, and he was a complete d****e. Fighting with workers everywhere saying it was a ripoff, everything should be included, they didn't know that they would have to pay for beer if they wanted it, yelling and being a complete d**k to very nice people.

They were white trash. They were white trash expecting things to be given to them here in the states, and they were white trash expecting the nice people in Mexico to kiss their asses while they yelled insults and angrily made demands. I wanted to slap them both. On top of that, they were both ugly and their nasty personalities only made it worse.

This probably doesn't count. I worked at a Dairy Queen. Hotspot? I think not.

Anyway, this couple comes up to the counter, gushing and talking about how they just got married X days ago. They were clearly looking for someone to comp their "first shared Blizzard."

What they did not realize was that I KNEW the girl involved, from a church-related thing, no less. The relationship was just distant enough so that she didn't recognize me without context. Clearly, they were dating or friends or something who decided to try to get free ice cream -- if she'd truly been engaged, I would've known.

Anyway, I said in my sweetest voice, "Sure, [name of girl], and congrats!"

Her face was priceless both at the time, and later when I saw her among church people. Totally worth the money I had to eat for the Blizzard.

I work as a manager for a resort on a Pacific island. I can't say which because it would be too identifying.

Anyways, this man turns up out of the blue, seemed a bit of a downer, but boy did he know his way around a cocktail bar, so I hired him as a bartender.

And what a mistake that was. Not only had he slept with half the waitresses within a month, but he'd also slept with a couple newlywed brides on their honeymoons. How do you do that?

Then one day, he disappeared the same way he showed up, out of the blue. Maybe it had something to do with that guy with the sea plane...

I worked overnight at a hotel which pretty much involved me sitting at a desk watching twerk videos until the phone rang.

A guy called to complain about Room 114 because the guy was watching adult videos on full volume.

This was the usual routine for me. Every Saturday this guy would rent the same room and I'd get a noise complaint that he was watching adult videos too loud. I would go and bang on the door, no one would answer, and he'd settle down for a bit then start back up. Then the phone would ring again with another complaint and I'd have to comp the room for his unfortunate neighbor.

Well tonight I was fed up. I kept banging and screamed, "I know you're in there! This is getting old! Open up!"

After a few minutes, the door opened up to reveal a camera on a tripod, an undressed woman in bed, and him, undressed from the waist down with a camera in-hand.

He told me he shoots adult videos here and that's what the noise was. He asked me if I ever wanted to hook up with one of his girls. I must have turned temporarily dumb, because that's the only logical reason I said "No thanks."

He offered me a $50 tip to continue to allow him to film at our facility, because the last place kicked him out.

For the rest of my time there, he got complimentary upgrades to our suites every Saturday.

TL;DR: I'm the reason for those editing cuts in adult films.

I remember once on December 24th this odd couple came into my hotel. Unfortunately, I didn't have any rooms available and they were desperate for anything. I had to offer them a makeshift shack in the back part of the hotel. They gladly accepted it. I went to check back on them the next morning, and lo and behold she had goats, sheep, horses, etc in this makeshift shack. I also then realized that she had given birth in the shack.