Can You Share An Absurd Nightmare That You Had

I have had many absurd nightmares. And I dream almost every night. so here's a very descriptive, and detailed telling of one of my nightmares:

One morning, I was walking down a city road with pine trees on either side. On one side of the road, there was a drain thingy ( like the one where Pennywise takes Georgie). I was far from the tuning I was about to make when i spotted a head in the drain. I was terrified. It was the head of a dead person. The head of a murdered man. I wanted to scream but could not. The whole road was deserted. I stood there paralyzed in fear. I knew this was a dream but i could not wake up. I shook myself really hard but it did not work. I started running, keeping my eyes on the turning a few kilometres in front of me.But before I could go any further, a man on a motorbike took a turn and started driving towards me. I was terrified. He was thin but not skinny, wearing all black, a black t shirt with a jacket on top, a pair of black pants, black shoes and a black helmet. I knew him from somewhere but i just could not put my finger on it. He looked at me who was standing in front of him and stopped his bike. He got off his bike and took his helmet off. I was shook with terror as he revealed his face.
(I made a part 2, scroll down)

The Next Victim part 2:

He threw a disgusted look at the head in the drain and then moved his eyes onto me with a caring look. He was the serial killer that was there all over the news. He had been identified as the killer but no one could catch him yet. He was a phsycopath. As I started running backwards in fear, his caring look turned into anger. He shouted, 'You think I'm mad don't you?'. He drew out a knife and came running behind me. I figured it would be faster and easier to escape if i turned back and ran. I ran to all the way back home. many people had seen him but no one was able to help. the cops were called but he escaped again. I was back home where my sister and mother were waiting for me. My mom was about to step out the house to get some groceries for the house. I ran in and hugged her and didn't let go. I told her all. She stayed inside the house and comforted me. My younger sister came back home from her dance class. I locked the door as i told my mom that i was never gonna step out of the house again,. Just then, there was a knock n the door. I was to scared t open it. I heard a knife scraping the door and someone shouted 'Open the door, you know your'e next and that i wont stop until I get you'. I was terrified. I started crying and hid. He kicked the door as my heartbeat elevated. The images in front of my eyes started becoming blurry and the i woke up on my bed. I was terrified. I heard an unfamiliar voice involved i the chat downstairs saying 'Is she awake? Can I go to her room?', to which they received a yes. I was prepared for the worst, knowing that my life was over . The door opened and I saw my cousin walk in to see me sitting on the bed, crying, wrapped in blankets. I was entirely relieved to see her and as she is one i share all my secrets with, I told her everything that happened in the dream and we had a good laugh about it.

Sorry, my writing skills are not too good

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Okay so all of my nightmares pretty much revolve around fairy tales… as much as I love them haha.
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I have dreams where I’m outside alone somewhere in the dark and it’s raining. No scenery. Nothing but a thin layer of water on the ground that looks like it’s lit up. Then all of a sudden I hit my knees and start screaming while clawing at my head and rocking back and forth. I watch it 3rd person though which makes it really weird. And watching it I feel absolutely nothing. No reaction. I always wake up super confused wondering if my knees and legs are wet from the rain. I have no idea what this dream means but I have it every few months. Sometimes every week.

I was about 9 years old. I was being chased by a witch and she almost caught my hand but only managed to scratch it with her long dirty nails. I woke up with a start and found my hand with some bleeding deep scratches. Then I heard the family cat’s meowing.