
Maya_D
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Maya_D · commented on 6 posts
about 13 hours ago

70s? That’s a 90s Madchester cut if ever I saw one.

She looks like she would stalk you for years after one date.

Maya_D · upvoted an item
about 20 hours ago

Joy friend oh boy 🤦♀️🙄

Maya_D · upvoted 4 items
1 day ago

Dingo's aren't great at spelling

i sat next to another fat girl twice. Once in a small plane. She was already seated and when we looked at eachother we laughed and said "ok f**k it" because there was no way that we wouldnt touch. So we were just friends for the next 2 hrs. The other one was on a train... she was mad at me that we kept touching, and kept poking her ellbow in my ribs.

Maya_D · commented on 9 posts
1 day ago
Can’t have people in line by the flight deck? I fly on budget airlines regularly, there’s no first class, and people queue for the front toilets all the time.

Apparently it’s Scandinavian term for a type of hat.

Maya_D · commented on 5 posts
3 days ago

All of the grammar is correct here, what are you talking about?

I believe phone companies can do that - maybe the husband asked them to?

Maya_D · commented on 2 posts
4 days ago

We don’t get extra stuff. We just don’t get ads.

But then you are the next person and you’ve already forgotten…

Maya_D · commented on 2 posts
5 days ago

It is unlikely that a crab would have fought in WW2.

I don’t think the woman did anything wrong here. The guy accuses her of lying in his first message.

Maya_D · commented on 2 posts
6 days ago

I’m 50 and have never been an alcoholic, does this mean I’m not a real adult?

She doesn’t even look that old. Certainly not elderly!

Maya_D · upvoted 2 items
6 days ago
I had a friend who took all of his drinks at room temp. Scotch and water? No ice. Diet Coke? A warm one, please. Great guy though. RIP, Ken.

Maya_D · commented on 4 posts
7 days ago
I can’t imagine I’d ever watch my wedding video again after getting divorced.
I never put drinks in the fridge. I prefer the way they taste at room temperature, plus I have sensitive teeth.

Maya_D · commented on 3 posts
8 days ago

It’s wild to me that jurors can share this information. In the UK jurors are permanently anonymous and are not allowed to ever speak about their deliberations. You’re not even supposed to discuss it with people you know, never mind the media.

I got an infection after wisdom tooth surgery. I pretty much just wanted to scream 24/7.
