Bertha Madott

78 Hilarious Memes That Prove Someone On The Internet Is Living The Exact Same Life As You

How am i 77?

87 Times The Comment Was So Good Nobody Remembered What It Was Responding To

Is that David Byrne in his famous oversized suit?

“Do You Really Know Your English Idioms Inside And Out?”: Prove It In 18 Questions

An awful lot of these have several, equally valid, answers.

85 Interesting And Unexpected Moments People Definitely Didn’t See Coming

They could save a ton of money just by pushing it off the edge of the world. Though the Elephants might get in the way... :-)

That last item appears to be written in Klingon.

AND if needed pre-op therapy. I have had both knees and both hips done. Very pleased with results. But: things will never be perfect. Case in point: last night right hip was k*****g me. W*f!?! I checked the weather: bad rainstorm warning. Took one otc pain pill, no problem, pain gone by morning. F77, bad family history of arthritis

65 Little Mistakes That Exposed Cheating Men Before They Could Hide It

funny non-cheating story. I do a lot of paper crafts and sometimes they involve glitter or sequins. I had glitter somewhere (clothes body or both) but didn’t notice. Went to bed as usual and eventually DH joined me. Next morning he had glitter on his body somewhere. I screamed with laughter. DH M88 retired heavy equipment operator, macho Italian guy, but old. He did NOT think glitter was funny. I do (F77). Snort

79 People Who Corrected A Stranger And Lived To Brag About It

Ahhh. Someone needs to watch more Wheel of Fortune.

42 Times Grandparents Shared Horrifying Stories From World War 2, And Some Are Too Hard To Process

My DH (M88) remembers the Germans in Southern Italy. He STILL talks about ghastly things (bl**d and c*rpses in the river). He and family had Enuff to eat living on a farm. Once there was b**b damage somewhere and they had to get plasterers in from the town. Eventually it was lunch time and everyone sat down to eat: family and plasterers together. Some kind of cheap food (pasta). The air raid sirens goes off and everyone runs off to the shelter. The family leave their plates on the table: but the plasterers carry theirs with them……

Kim Kardashian Slammed As Doctors Issue Grim Warning Over North West’s Hand Piercings: "Parents Don’t Care"

Time passes. Bodies age. Ever heard of arthritis!?! Very common in women. I pity this child. I have “severe end stage arthritis “ both thumbs plus mild moderate elsewhere. I manage…. Because I have playing the piano for 71 years. Money and fame don’t buy everything

36 House Guest Stories That Show Just How Far Some People Will Push Their Host's Patience

Maybe they liked how the collage was laid out on the wall and wanted to replicate the style?

Men Are Refusing To Date Women With Hip Dips, Expert Reacts

W*F is a hip dip? Whatever. I suppose being creeped out by bone structure is a thing. Thank goodness the involuntary celebants haven't been exposed to ugly feet. Mine are an orthopedic case study.