Half eaten Hamster

GNU Terry Pratchett

64 People Share What Made Them Quit A Job Faster Than They Ever Expected

Glass eye?

Sounds like "may you live in interesting times".

Bemused Doctors Expose The Things People Most Commonly Lie To Them About (62 Examples)

I thought the nurse has an incredibly lush beard

Bemused Doctors Expose The Things People Most Commonly Lie To Them About (62 Examples)

Inlet?, input?, insurrectionist? islet? integrationist? infant? industrialist? insect? Inkjet? intellectualist? ichthyologist? impressionist? irrationalist?

54 Unhinged Tales Of American Tourists’ Shenanigans That Made Locals Realize Where They’re From

I can confirm that is true. We do it quite often here in Edinburgh at Arthur's Seat

79 People Who Corrected A Stranger And Lived To Brag About It

🙋

54 Unhinged Tales Of American Tourists’ Shenanigans That Made Locals Realize Where They’re From

You mean Austria right 😉

How would we know? We don't experience much of it.

49 Stupid Customers Who Could Be The Reason Shampoo Bottles Have Instructions

I assure you, at this moment, they ARE working.

49 Stupid Customers Who Could Be The Reason Shampoo Bottles Have Instructions

'We cannot capitalism right now.'

77 Photos That Have Nothing Remarkable About Them And Have No Business Being This Entertaining (New Pics)

Perfect!

36 New Comics That Capture The Odd Little Habits Every Cat Owner Knows

The fish?

36 New Comics That Capture The Odd Little Habits Every Cat Owner Knows

Like when they are "coincidentally" in your vicinity. They're not close enough to be with us, but not too far away to be "not with us".