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Devin Schmitt

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62 Facts About The Universe And Space That Sound Completely Impossible But Are Actually True
62 Facts About The Universe And Space That Sound Completely Impossible But Are Actually True

"Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-boggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.“

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68 Hilarious Photos That Are The Reason Some People Actually Don’t Want Kids
68 Hilarious Photos That Are The Reason Some People Actually Don’t Want Kids

Me and my sister washed our parents car when we were kids. Just sponges and water, and whatever sand and gravel got stuck on the sponges as we repeatedly dropped them.

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69 Truly Bizarre Things People Had To Take A Photo Of To Make Sure They’re Not Hallucinating (New Pics)
69 Truly Bizarre Things People Had To Take A Photo Of To Make Sure They’re Not Hallucinating (New Pics)

We have issues with bridges in Washington, we just can seem to figure them out. We build concrete bridges and hope that they'll float, and are surprised when they sink (See Hood Canal Bridge or I-90 Floating Bridges sink). We built a bridge shaped like an airplane wing, and the bridge collapsed (See Tacoma Narrows or Galloping Gertie). We had a bridge stuck in the open position after a drunk captain ran into it(1978 Antonio Chavez). We have a bridge with a troll under it (see Fremont Troll). And so, so many bridges are struck by oversize vehicles.

36 Industries That Are About To Collapse And Most People Don't Even Realize
36 Industries That Are About To Collapse And Most People Don't Even Realize

My wife and I pay a flat amount monthly - around $28/month. We can see up to 4 movies per week, any format. Typical cost for a Friday night IMAX movie is around $22, so even if we only see one movie a week we come out ahead. We actually average 3 movies each week.

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Cybertruck Owner Gets A Nasty Surprise As Minor Accident Leaves Him Facing A Jaw-Dropping $60K Bill
Cybertruck Owner Gets A Nasty Surprise As Minor Accident Leaves Him Facing A Jaw-Dropping $60K Bill

My husband has a friend who repairs cars and he says that some of these electric, self driving cars have all of their electronics in the front bumper. Oops, fender benders are now much more expensive!

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8 days ago

“Do You Really Know Your English Idioms Inside And Out?”: Prove It In 18 Questions
“Do You Really Know Your English Idioms Inside And Out?”: Prove It In 18 Questions

#1. "Hit the hay" is as idiomatic as "hit the sack" #9. "Take a guess" is not idiomatic at all. "Take a stab" would be.

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9 days ago

"Actually Parent Him": Nursery Sparks Unexpected Debate After Dad's Complaint Goes Viral
"Actually Parent Him": Nursery Sparks Unexpected Debate After Dad's Complaint Goes Viral

On the other hand, we used to fight with the daycare over forcing our ADHD toddler to "nap" everyday. He refused to lie down, let alone sleep. The compromise was trying to keep him on the sleeping pad.

57 People Caught Their Partners In These Gross Acts And Could Never Look At Them The Same
57 People Caught Their Partners In These Gross Acts And Could Never Look At Them The Same

Wear them normally on day one. Back: Turn them around backward on day two. Inside out: Flip them inside out on day three and wear the front. Inside out backward: Wear them backward while inside out on day four.

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11 days ago

65 People With Main Character Syndrome Didn’t Get Special Treatment, So They Left A Nasty Review (New Pics)
65 People With Main Character Syndrome Didn’t Get Special Treatment, So They Left A Nasty Review (New Pics)

::stares at Beaky while vigorously nodding and simultaneously pushing her first drafts of her 12 novels about a vampire-gremlin romantasy under the nearest rug::

99 People Who Probably Regretted Putting Their Terrible Behavior Online (New Pics)
99 People Who Probably Regretted Putting Their Terrible Behavior Online (New Pics)

Dear Lord. Doesn’t anyone stop to think how helpful this is even with some cis people? Especially around teenage, very young adult? Some people really do have a bit of an androgynous appearance, and their voices can be right in the middle pitch, between clearly male and clearly female. When I was a child the sort of people that are now against pronouns were all complaining ‘you can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl’ as soon as a man’s hair touched his collar. Do you want help or not?