
Devin Schmitt
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Devin Schmitt · commented on 4 posts
2 days ago

Openly talks with ex is better than all of my previous boyfriend were toxic and awful people.

Devin Schmitt · upvoted 4 items
3 days ago

Mint was the best flavour

"Space, is big. Really big. You just won't believe how vastly hugely mind-boggingly big it is. I mean you may think it's a long way down the road to the chemist, but that's just peanuts to space.“

Devin Schmitt · upvoted 2 items
3 days ago

Me and my sister washed our parents car when we were kids. Just sponges and water, and whatever sand and gravel got stuck on the sponges as we repeatedly dropped them.

Was it the weekend?

Devin Schmitt · commented on 4 posts
4 days ago

We have issues with bridges in Washington, we just can seem to figure them out. We build concrete bridges and hope that they'll float, and are surprised when they sink (See Hood Canal Bridge or I-90 Floating Bridges sink). We built a bridge shaped like an airplane wing, and the bridge collapsed (See Tacoma Narrows or Galloping Gertie). We had a bridge stuck in the open position after a drunk captain ran into it(1978 Antonio Chavez). We have a bridge with a troll under it (see Fremont Troll). And so, so many bridges are struck by oversize vehicles.

My wife and I pay a flat amount monthly - around $28/month. We can see up to 4 movies per week, any format. Typical cost for a Friday night IMAX movie is around $22, so even if we only see one movie a week we come out ahead. We actually average 3 movies each week.

Devin Schmitt · upvoted 4 items
4 days ago

Wow, apparently adults spotted.

Spamming ain't dying any time soon it seems.

Devin Schmitt · commented on 4 posts
7 days ago
Everybody knows that chocolate milk comes from brown cows.
Neither are cell phones.

Devin Schmitt · upvoted an item
7 days ago

My husband has a friend who repairs cars and he says that some of these electric, self driving cars have all of their electronics in the front bumper. Oops, fender benders are now much more expensive!

Devin Schmitt · upvoted an item
8 days ago

#1. "Hit the hay" is as idiomatic as "hit the sack" #9. "Take a guess" is not idiomatic at all. "Take a stab" would be.

Devin Schmitt · commented on 12 posts
9 days ago

On the other hand, we used to fight with the daycare over forcing our ADHD toddler to "nap" everyday. He refused to lie down, let alone sleep. The compromise was trying to keep him on the sleeping pad.

Wear them normally on day one. Back: Turn them around backward on day two. Inside out: Flip them inside out on day three and wear the front. Inside out backward: Wear them backward while inside out on day four.

Devin Schmitt · upvoted 4 items
11 days ago

::stares at Beaky while vigorously nodding and simultaneously pushing her first drafts of her 12 novels about a vampire-gremlin romantasy under the nearest rug::

Dear Lord. Doesn’t anyone stop to think how helpful this is even with some cis people? Especially around teenage, very young adult? Some people really do have a bit of an androgynous appearance, and their voices can be right in the middle pitch, between clearly male and clearly female. When I was a child the sort of people that are now against pronouns were all complaining ‘you can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl’ as soon as a man’s hair touched his collar. Do you want help or not?
