
Javelina Poppers
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This lazy panda forgot to write something about itself.

Javelina Poppers · commented on a post
about 13 hours ago

I worked at a company that was offshoring and we'd all be let go. At an all hands meeting they announced they would be bringing in the foreign workers for us to train. One guy asked, "Why would I want to train someone who's taking my job?". The clueless reply was, "Don't you want the company to suceed?"

Javelina Poppers · commented on a post
25 days ago

There is a Paris Texas but I don't think anyone would mistake it for Paris France because their Eiffel tower is only 65 feet tall and has a giant red cowboy hat on top.

Javelina Poppers · commented on 6 posts
about 2 months ago

I wonder if anyone would pay me to mow my lawn.......it's a very nice lawn and you can keep the grass clippings.

Wendy's always asks your name when you order, my name us Dave and she heard Gabe and entered it. I survived, had a laugh and had my lunch.

Javelina Poppers · commented on 2 posts
5 months ago

Riding a bus in Nakhon Ratchasima Thailand in 1975 and I'd have sworn it only had a gas pedal and a horn until we were all violently thrown forward to stop for a duck and her ducklings crossing Suranari Road.

My daughter still thinks Devil Chickens are cute and wants to pet one...........maybe when you're older and can fend for yourself and I can get it on video.

Javelina Poppers · commented on 4 posts
5 months ago

Ghosts sit around campfires and tell scary Chuck Norris stories.

Chat GPT is telling the dumbest person you know that they are correct and praising their intelligence.

Javelina Poppers · upvoted an item
6 months ago

Javelina Poppers · commented on 10 posts
7 months ago

We sang it as DYSFUNCTION JUNCTION

3-IN-ONE Oil..........the WD40 of my day and I still use it.

Javelina Poppers · upvoted an item
7 months ago

With the receipt stapled to it.

Javelina Poppers · commented on 8 posts
7 months ago

My 5 and 6 tear old bulldogs eat tye same way and yes they don't chew, they inhale.

There is a video of this and the guy steps back in and closes the door just before the wave crashes around him.

Javelina Poppers · upvoted 2 items
8 months ago

Marx ran through his family money, and even sued his mother for more (he worked a total of 3 months in his whole life and failed as a Train Ticket clerk). When he went bankrupt he leeched off of Engles who was one of the richest men in the UK at the time (inherited a lot of factories with horrible working conditions), who while writing his stuff went on fox hunts, balls, etc, and would bring his Irish revolutionary GF around to "entertain" at those parties to cause a ruckus. Both were entitled rich pricks who never worked a day in their lives. Though most Communist/Marxist/etc leaders came from affluent backgrounds like Lenin, Castro, etc

Both Engels and Marx came from wealthy families and had sponsors. This they avoided any employment and could focus on gibberish of working class oppression by the - wait for it - wealthy.

Javelina Poppers · commented on 4 posts
8 months ago

And the adults played with it more than their kids did.

If Robert E Lee would have had these, he'd have won Gettysburg.
