
NY Redneck
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41(M) from New York. "Are you happy?" "Yes" "Are you hurting anyone?" "No" Then FUCK WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS!

NY Redneck · upvoted an item
2 days ago

I was there - they were. You might have missed it - they were fast as lightening!

NY Redneck · commented on a post
6 months ago

Must be the Arby's test kitchen

NY Redneck · upvoted an item
over 1 year ago

And now he is the President of the US.

NY Redneck · commented on 5 posts
over 2 years ago

Add a few gold chains and we've got the start to an A-TEAM sequel

Agreed....that chance that those 2 might have kids one day scares the hell out of me too.

NY Redneck · upvoted 7 items
almost 3 years ago

Agreed....that chance that those 2 might have kids one day scares the hell out of me too.

I'd think "Andy" sounds better then "the kid with the crazy a*s mom". Just my opinion, but do you Karen...

NY Redneck · upvoted 14 items
about 3 years ago

I was making a delivery to a private club in Manhattan and got there early, they hadn't opened yet so had about an hour to kill. Took a walk up the block to grab some food and on my way out of the deli I see a midget(white M 40'ish with grey dreadlocks) on rollerblades, wearing childrens overalls with a carebear on them. That had me chuckling already. Then I saw what he was doing. He was blading past women in skirts and would pivot on one foot and do a 180⁰ while he looked up their skirts from behind before skating past them again. After the initial shock/disgust wore off, I saw him skating towards another woman and yelled across the street at him to stop being a pervert. He panicked and tried to skate away as fast as he could, but was too busy looking to see if I was chasing him and not paying attention to where he was going. He looked up just in time to skate face first into lamp post and knock himself out cold. Instant karma in my opinion, but hilarious to watch.

NY Redneck · submitted a post
about 3 years ago

NY Redneck · commented on 10 posts
about 3 years ago

I was making a delivery to a private club in Manhattan and got there early, they hadn't opened yet so had about an hour to kill. Took a walk up the block to grab some food and on my way out of the deli I see a midget(white M 40'ish with grey dreadlocks) on rollerblades, wearing childrens overalls with a carebear on them. That had me chuckling already. Then I saw what he was doing. He was blading past women in skirts and would pivot on one foot and do a 180⁰ while he looked up their skirts from behind before skating past them again. After the initial shock/disgust wore off, I saw him skating towards another woman and yelled across the street at him to stop being a pervert. He panicked and tried to skate away as fast as he could, but was too busy looking to see if I was chasing him and not paying attention to where he was going. He looked up just in time to skate face first into lamp post and knock himself out cold. Instant karma in my opinion, but hilarious to watch.

So THATS what really happened to Micheal Jackson. He just got really bad sunburn.