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NY Redneck

NY Redneck

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41(M) from New York. "Are you happy?" "Yes" "Are you hurting anyone?" "No" Then FUCK WHAT ANYONE ELSE THINKS!

NY Redneck

NY Redneck · upvoted an item

2 days ago

61 T-Shirts That Say Way Too Much About The Person Wearing Them
61 T-Shirts That Say Way Too Much About The Person Wearing Them

I was there - they were. You might have missed it - they were fast as lightening!

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6 months ago

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over 1 year ago

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NY Redneck · commented on 5 posts

over 2 years ago

“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell
“Meme God”: 50 Hilarious Memes From This IG Page That Might Awaken Your Last Brain Cell

Add a few gold chains and we've got the start to an A-TEAM sequel

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images
“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Agreed....that chance that those 2 might have kids one day scares the hell out of me too.

NY Redneck

NY Redneck · upvoted 7 items

almost 3 years ago

“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images
“Hell No”: 50 Times This Online Group Made People’s Palms Sweat With Just Images

Agreed....that chance that those 2 might have kids one day scares the hell out of me too.

45 Times People Interacted With A ‘Karen’ And Shamed Their Behavior In This Online Group (New Pics)
45 Times People Interacted With A ‘Karen’ And Shamed Their Behavior In This Online Group (New Pics)

I'd think "Andy" sounds better then "the kid with the crazy a*s mom". Just my opinion, but do you Karen...

NY Redneck

NY Redneck · upvoted 14 items

about 3 years ago

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted
35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted

I was making a delivery to a private club in Manhattan and got there early, they hadn't opened yet so had about an hour to kill. Took a walk up the block to grab some food and on my way out of the deli I see a midget(white M 40'ish with grey dreadlocks) on rollerblades, wearing childrens overalls with a carebear on them. That had me chuckling already. Then I saw what he was doing. He was blading past women in skirts and would pivot on one foot and do a 180⁰ while he looked up their skirts from behind before skating past them again. After the initial shock/disgust wore off, I saw him skating towards another woman and yelled across the street at him to stop being a pervert. He panicked and tried to skate away as fast as he could, but was too busy looking to see if I was chasing him and not paying attention to where he was going. He looked up just in time to skate face first into lamp post and knock himself out cold. Instant karma in my opinion, but hilarious to watch.

NY Redneck

NY Redneck · commented on 10 posts

about 3 years ago

35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted
35 People Share The Most Bizarre Situations They've Witnessed That Felt Like They Were Scripted

I was making a delivery to a private club in Manhattan and got there early, they hadn't opened yet so had about an hour to kill. Took a walk up the block to grab some food and on my way out of the deli I see a midget(white M 40'ish with grey dreadlocks) on rollerblades, wearing childrens overalls with a carebear on them. That had me chuckling already. Then I saw what he was doing. He was blading past women in skirts and would pivot on one foot and do a 180⁰ while he looked up their skirts from behind before skating past them again. After the initial shock/disgust wore off, I saw him skating towards another woman and yelled across the street at him to stop being a pervert. He panicked and tried to skate away as fast as he could, but was too busy looking to see if I was chasing him and not paying attention to where he was going. He looked up just in time to skate face first into lamp post and knock himself out cold. Instant karma in my opinion, but hilarious to watch.

50 Painfully Uncomfortable Pics No One Asked For Ever
50 Painfully Uncomfortable Pics No One Asked For Ever

So THATS what really happened to Micheal Jackson. He just got really bad sunburn.