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Man’s Family Life Turns Upside Down When Police Call Him In To Check His Alibi
Man’s Family Life Turns Upside Down When Police Call Him In To Check His Alibi

What a pile of steaming 💩. The initial premise was borderline believable, but a man found on his driveway, beaten, r@ped and set on fire would make the news. Conscientious Redditors could find nothing. As of update #1, it’s TV series fiction. Wife was admitted to a psych ward the same day - why? OP’s uncle’s law partner is a family friend, now the entire firm is representing OP in both civil (divorce) and criminal (attempted m****r) cases - this would have to be a mid-large firm to cover both branches of the law, no way an entire firm of this size be representing. And, again, no news stories. AP has a rap sheet that takes 5 mins to print out. Drúg dealer, past gang affiliations, on parole for time served for drúg related offences. Where does wife work that such a person would be her colleague? She’s mentally and emotionally abúsed their son. By the next update, she goes into court wanting “all the things” including visitation during divorce proceedings and cohabitation until everything is settled, why would she need visitation when she’s living there? Then we have the BIG REVEAL! Her lawyer wants to know how discovery of assets will work… only to be blindsided that there’s an IRON CLAD prenup, the family home was a gift to OP, they never blended finances except for that one joint account that has been drained etc, etc, blah, blah, blah. Oh! And the only reason she was sleeping with the criminal was to feed her drúg habit, which she tells OP in a letter, so now, he’s feeling a smidge sorry for her. Would make an ok police/crime series episode, but expecting folks to believe this without one single news report about the AP is patently absurd.

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Jesse · upvoted 7 items

about 2 months ago

53 Times History Memes Made Learning About The Past Way More Entertaining (New Pics)
53 Times History Memes Made Learning About The Past Way More Entertaining (New Pics)

I had to look this up. It's a reference to the 1672 lynching of Dutch politician Johan de Witt, where parts of his body were consumed by an angry mob. 128,976 is the approximate number since the event occurred.

45 Times People Were Supposed To Be Unaware Of The Secrets They Accidentally Learned
45 Times People Were Supposed To Be Unaware Of The Secrets They Accidentally Learned

The first baby can come anytime, the second one always takes 9 months.

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Jesse · commented on 7 posts

about 2 months ago

49 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Capture What It’s Like To Share A Home With Cats
49 Hilarious Memes That Perfectly Capture What It’s Like To Share A Home With Cats

Hm, all the previous variants of this picture with the cat in this exact pose and the floorboards being the same the cat was a void instead of an orange. But I appreciate the big stretch nonetheless.

121 Home Improvement Fails That Went So Wrong, People Had To Share The Results
121 Home Improvement Fails That Went So Wrong, People Had To Share The Results

I like purple, but that's... too much. And the flooring and countertops look like a dámn oil spill.

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Jesse · upvoted 6 items

2 months ago

42 Times Grandparents Shared Horrifying Stories From World War 2, And Some Are Too Hard To Process
42 Times Grandparents Shared Horrifying Stories From World War 2, And Some Are Too Hard To Process

Just one little point of order - " area near Berlin that became involved in the Battle of the Bulge." No, the battle of the Bulge was on the borders of France, Belgium and Luxembourg with Germany, nearly 500 miles away from Berlin.

52 Hilarious Posts That Show What Happens When Memes And Mythology Collide
52 Hilarious Posts That Show What Happens When Memes And Mythology Collide

Just a guess: Circe, pronounced [ˈsɜːrsi] in Modern English, in Ancient Greek was Κίρκη, originally pronounced [kír.kɛː]. The modern Greek spelling is the same but the pronunciation has evolved to something resembling "KIrke" (ie KEER-kee).

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2 months ago

44 Times People Took Entitlement To Unbelievable Levels And Earned Themselves A Karen Reputation
44 Times People Took Entitlement To Unbelievable Levels And Earned Themselves A Karen Reputation

In German, you might also hear an exchange that roughly translates to: "thank you" "eh, not for that"