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87 Times The Comment Was So Good Nobody Remembered What It Was Responding To

The 150lbs is the boyfriend.

87 Times The Comment Was So Good Nobody Remembered What It Was Responding To

"Mid" means "average" or "mediocre", so referring to someone as a "mid woman" would be basically calling them unattractive/not hot. I think the "god submitted them at 23:59" thing is supposed to imply that the guy looks like God created him at the last minute, implying that the guy who is calling women "mid" is, in fact, "mid" himself.

118 Pics That Make You Wonder What Happened Five Seconds Before The Photo Was Taken

More like how to bankrupt yourself... Do you know how much cinema popcorn goes for these days??

118 Pics That Make You Wonder What Happened Five Seconds Before The Photo Was Taken

In my neck of the woods we call these "parrot pliers" so the depiction is on point

There's a superstition about umbilical cords wrapped around babies necks in the Balkans, can't remember exactly what but it's a bad omen or something

My 8 year old is a head taller than his classmates and easily taller than a lot of kids two grades up, so I find this believable

68 Hilarious Photos That Are The Reason Some People Actually Don’t Want Kids

Maybe talk to your wife about actually disciplining the children. Talk her through what you will and will not do to make it clear that they will not be permanently hurt but they will be better people. I was raised on the other end of the spectrum and now I have so much anxiety about tripping up or making mistakes. Just... find a balance.

68 Hilarious Photos That Are The Reason Some People Actually Don’t Want Kids

I'd be tempted myself.

78 Hilariously Unfortunate Home Improvement Fails That Prove Sometimes It’s Best To Call A Professional

New job opportunity for me, yay!

83 Spectacular Facepalm Moments People Were Unlucky Enough To Have Documented On The Internet

Good lord... I have no hope for the future generations and I'm not even that old. What happened?

83 Spectacular Facepalm Moments People Were Unlucky Enough To Have Documented On The Internet

I think that would be remorse code.

83 Spectacular Facepalm Moments People Were Unlucky Enough To Have Documented On The Internet

It can also sound like this: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!

80 Fascinating Old Objects That Prove The Past Was Full Of Incredible Design (New Pics)

Uranium glass? OP should check it with a black light

80 Fascinating Old Objects That Prove The Past Was Full Of Incredible Design (New Pics)

Cigarette box from St. Petersburg, Russia is what I can tell

80 Fascinating Old Objects That Prove The Past Was Full Of Incredible Design (New Pics)

stuck between drawers

116 “Mildly Interesting” Things That You May Have Never Seen Before (New Pics)

Hope this happens to me too...

116 “Mildly Interesting” Things That You May Have Never Seen Before (New Pics)

Looks more like a sprinkler situation - more water more grass

116 “Mildly Interesting” Things That You May Have Never Seen Before (New Pics)

You are doing it in the approved manner. OP is the outlaw.