Elsie Collins

How many bodies are buried in his basement???

RUN, DON'T WALK!!!!!

People Who've Walked Out Of First Dates Share The Moment They Realized They Should Leave (40 Stories)

Had a date like this once. I picked him up -- terrible company in only a few blocks from his house. Asked if he'd like to pick up some beer. He said yes. Stopped at a 7-11 not far from his house, gave him a $20 bill, then drove off while he was inside. He could walk his beer home. So thoughtful of me . . .

My hero. You never have a relationship with someone who doesn't like your pets or children.