
Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My!
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Bouche is a silver tabby who loves to be petted, but hates to be touched. We are working on figuring that out. Audi is a golden tabby who loves pouncing anything that moves, and snuggling. Shyla is a soft can-opener (aka human). She is morbidly obese and spent eleven years in prison. An ex-atheist, she hates organized religion. A comment might come from any of the three, although Bouche generally speaks for both cats. The picture is of Bouche (left) and Audi resting after killing the bathroom rug. There are people complaining about my roleplaying as the cats, and/or about talking about myself too often. Most of the feedback I get is positive, especially from the regulars. I am not going to change my personality to accommodate a few people online whom I do not even know. If you do not wish to see my posts, please feel free to block me. If you use the app, you cannot block from the comment screen. You have to click on my profile, and block me from there. My understanding is that on the website, you can block directly from the comment section, but I use the app, so I am not sure. I do hope that not seeing my comments makes Bored Panda a better experience for you.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 6 posts
about 3 hours ago

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 6 posts
1 day ago

So this is what happened to Clippy when he retired.

I want be admited in? I certainly don't want to be!

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 8 posts
3 days ago

My dad told me to put a banana in my ear to keep the alligators away. I did.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 5 posts
3 days ago

Which one is the father-in-law?

The snack that bites back!

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 6 posts
4 days ago

When I was 8, I made breakfast in bed for my Mom's birthday. I fried bacon and eggs, made toast and a bowl of cereal. I put it all on a cookie sheet and carried it through the house, and up the 15 steps.... Problem was, there were 16 steps, and breakfast landed on the 16th. I was SO upset!

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 6 posts
6 days ago

Coming out of the shed, my brother kicked the door off its hinges. We looked at each other, and said, "Dad's going to k**l us." Only one thing to do -- rehang the door.... My brother moved the hinges on the door, but didn't realize the hinges on the frame needed moved also. When he tried to rehang the door, he couldn't it to fit. My contribution was to say, "Well, it fit before." .... My brother ended up sawing 6 inches off the bottom of the door. The door went back on the hinges, and we were both startled by the six inch gap at the top of a door.

And she grew out of that stage.

Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · upvoted an item
7 days ago

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Bouche and Audi and Shyla, Oh My! · commented on 2 posts
7 days ago
I wish I'd been in LA.

They're made of this.


