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“His Whole World Was Part Of A Lie For Over 55 Years”: 63 Drunk Confessions That Went Off The Rails

I had the absolute biggest crush on a girl named Gloria when we were teens back in the 1980s. We re-connected on Facebook a few years ago and have remained friends. Both of us have been married to our spouses for over 30 years. (Don't worry, this is a wholesome story). A few years ago she called me out of the blue and it was obvious that she was either drunk or over-medicated. We talked about the old days and she told me that she had a major crush on me back then, but that my big sister threatened her to stay away from me because my sister didn't want me to get distracted from my schoolwork by getting too mixed up with a girlfriend. She and I laughed about it. I later called my sister and asked her about it. She said that she didn't remember doing that, but it sounds like something she could have done.

“My Drunken Jealousy Saved Me”: 25 Stories Of Unintended Consequences

Yes was a hand-held Nintendo gaming system.

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

This Neapolitan is in the wrong order. Vanilla goes in the middle.

“My Drunken Jealousy Saved Me”: 25 Stories Of Unintended Consequences

I assume DS refers to some sort of game thing?

69 Hilarious Moments When Men Proved They Never Really Grew Up At All (New Pics)

C…..V…….S….. lmao

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

Do you time travel back to Ancient Greece to work out?

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

What kind of Fred Flintstone gym do you go to? Those weights look prehistoric!

“I Asked Him Whether He Was Tired Of Living”: 61 People Who Surprised Others With Their Lack Of Common Sense

I was in college in the 1980s. At our university, you could bring alcohol in as long as you were of age. The legal age to drink beer at the time was 19 (Ohio, USA). One night, I was working in our dorm office, and four guys came in together and one was carrying a case of beer (24 bottles). We checked the IDs of all they guys because it was after hours and all IDs were checked. Three of the four guys were 19, but the one actually carrying the beer was 18. Since he was underage, dorm policy was that they had to pour out the beer. The kicker was that they had each taken a turn carrying the beer from the store. It just so happened that it was the youngest one who actually brought it into the building. If any of the other guys had brought it in there would have been no issue and they could have gone up to their dorm room and had a great party. Whomp, whomp.

“What’s A Word Or Phrase That Makes You Lose Respect For Someone?”: 48 Brutally Honest Answers

Hugo is the person we avoid at parties.

40 Hilarious Instances Of People Being Shockingly Unaware Of Common Knowledge

Garlic is to ward off vampires. Onions are what you wear on your belt ( as was the style at the time ).

40 Hilarious Instances Of People Being Shockingly Unaware Of Common Knowledge

Great Simpsons reference!

40 Hilarious Instances Of People Being Shockingly Unaware Of Common Knowledge

This is not uncommon. My wife grew up in a very urban area and had either a mail slot or a box attached to her house her entire life. I, on the other hand, grew up in a more rural area and we had streetside mailboxes with the flag. When we moved into our first house in the suburbs, I had to explain to her that the flag was to notify the letter carrier that there was outgoing mail in the box. You don't know what you've never experienced.

This 23-Question “Would You Rather” Poll Will Challenge Your Fears: Cast Your Vote

Toddlers - because the "sugar high" has been debunked thoroughly. There's no such thing.

This 23-Question “Would You Rather” Poll Will Challenge Your Fears: Cast Your Vote

If I knew that I'd be out after 35 minutes, and I had sufficient air to last that long, I'd just take a nap in the coffin.