
Surly Scot
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Desperately searching for something...I've just forgotten what the hell it is.

Surly Scot · commented on 2 posts
24 days ago

"you have the survival skills of a potato". That made my morning.

Correct decision for all involved. Public celebration is in poor taste.

Surly Scot · commented on 5 posts
about 1 month ago

His portrayal of "Puck" was perfection.

Thanks Miguel, needed that Shlorp.

Surly Scot · commented on 6 posts
2 months ago

Ditto, used to happen way more when I was younger. Would dream a sequence of events, then months or a year later, that exact event would play out in front of me, and i'd smile at being able to predict it all unfold. Or we're insane. Either way, we're having a laugh.

Comparing a woman who's pregnant and probably on a diet of eating EVERYTHING, with a woman who's always been very athletic, has a leaner diet, and has hit an age where her body doesn't hold fat the same way....I give up with humans. Leave both of them alone, they're still physically fitter and more gorgeous than half of us keyboards monkeys hurling a***e. Get a hobby.

Surly Scot · upvoted 4 items
2 months ago

I disagree, I have had several instances in my life where I have foretold the future in a dream. People I didn't know, but would meet later as well as the conversations I've had that triggered deja vu.

Having a oscar worthy make up doesn't mean he's suddenly something else than a one trick pony 🙄

Surly Scot · commented on 6 posts
3 months ago

No lawsuit? You kidding me?

Learn to stream for free. Yarrlist, has lists of sites that hold free streams. Spend 10mins searching for the stream you need, and make sure to have at least 2 pop-up blockers. The only one I pay for is Netflix cus they have the best content, and i'm happy to give them my money so they keep producing good content. The rest of the providers like Hulu, peacock etc. I just watch their stuff for free via Yarrlist. Its ludicrous to think we can pay for all these different memberships.

Surly Scot · upvoted an item
3 months ago

You ever been in a cockpit before? No sir, I've never been up in a plane before. You ever seen a grown man naked?

Surly Scot · upvoted 4 items
4 months ago
it causes humans to run straight toward any cat they see while calling pspsps and trying to pet it.

this is one of the good things to be fair, Scottish ppl are like this too.

Surly Scot · commented on 6 posts
5 months ago

DMV hands out licenses like candy. I lied that at 37yrs old I'd been driving on a british license my whole life, but I lost it and need an American license (lie, never driven in my life). My driving test was 3 right hand turns around the block and back into the parking lot, handed a shiny new license. No f*cking way you'd get away with that in the UK.

I miss my homeland and people so much, i read a comment you wrote yesterday "if ye were a hamster", i heard it in the Scottish accent and honestly choked up a bit with longing nostalgia, only met 2 scotsfolk in 15yrs in USA. I need to GTFO of this hel*hole and back to Glasgow.

Surly Scot · commented on 5 posts
5 months ago

Confused me too. How would diluting the bleach with just water make it toxic to breathe?

Rocky from Project Hail Mary.

Surly Scot · upvoted an item
6 months ago

It reaches Stargate Command.