
Confused Capybara
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I am a Capybara. (Vague happy capybara noises)

Confused Capybara · commented on 8 posts
4 months ago

For a bit of extra context, the image is a frame from the film Midsommar, where these tourists go to a swedish commune and watch as the elders commit ritual s.u.i.c.i.d.e. This implies the same happens with programmers.

He worked at JP Morgan and claimed his female boss manipulated and assaulted him. It didn't actually happen, and he was bitter about being fired, but the fact that everyone thought he was "too ugly" is disturbing.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 6 items
4 months ago

Jury isn't out on that just yet. Turns out he has a witness.

I feel like this is part of a fantasy story. A dad with that old-fashioned mentality would not have allowed any of his kids to snap at him. Js, it wouldn't happen that the dad would just walk out with his tail between his legs.

Confused Capybara · commented on a post
5 months ago

It's still cathartic to insult someone, don't you think?

Confused Capybara · upvoted 2 items
5 months ago

This is wrong..i'm allergic to onion and eating them cause me stomach cramps an pain for about 48 hours...

No but you people that think there is a difference between the right and left make me angry for your "lack of brains"... follow the money. Corporations are the real enemy.

Confused Capybara · upvoted 5 items
6 months ago
It's just Groundhog Day, not Groundhog's.

1. Absolutely not 'karma'. 2. Nasty teacher.

Confused Capybara · commented on a post
10 months ago

Yes, obviously nothing positive whatsoever happens in the US.

Confused Capybara · commented on 4 posts
10 months ago

"Godzilla had a stroke reading this and died"

"SSSSSSSSSomebody stop me! Please..."

Confused Capybara · upvoted 5 items
11 months ago

Precocious puberty.

And all the perpetrators got released

Confused Capybara · commented on 3 posts
11 months ago

I remember the good old days when AI slop like this would be downvoted to oblivion...

Again, swap the genders in this joke. Is it still funny?

Confused Capybara · upvoted 5 items
11 months ago

These are all ai and all pretty f****d up

More AI slop. A real artist doesn't use the plagiarism machine.