“I’m Not Like Other Girls”: 44 Cringey Things Women Have Put On Their Dating App Profiles

Any woman who puts her children in her profile picture.

I don't care that you have kids, but you should not be introducing your kids until the relationship gets serious.

Plus, putting your kids in your profile picture is just asking for creeps to message you.

"Let me be your next big mistake. I'm definitely NOT the one, but I promise you'll still be thinking about me long after!"

Oh, you mean I'll be suffering from PTSD after the trauma you put me through?

Lovely.

I only date single men I have three kids, minimum make over 100k. Stay at home mom


hahahahah.

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best.”

Look, I don’t want to have handle anything when I come home. I want peace.

Edit: peace & love. Comfort you when you have a bad day. Not coming home and hear you nagging about small unnecessary things.

"I'm not like other girls" is the same as men who use terms like "Alpha/Beta male".

Years ago on Plenty of Fish this woman wrote in her profile that she wanted men to send her their social security number so that she can run a background check before they chat.

"I don't send the first message."

On Bumble...where the woman HAS TO send the first message...**meaning she's either a troll and/or a complete idiot.**.

"I miss the days when men went to war and never came back"

This one aged like milk.

Always run into this

Bio: Ask me

Interest: Ask me

Location: Ask me

Also, any profile that says “Boss Mom” usually means they're in an MLM of some kind. Found that out the hard way one too many times.

"You shouldn't have women friends" (at least she claimed to have no guy friends) and "I will share you with no one." (I am monogamous but that sounds a bit too possessive).

“Change my mind about men!”

She doesn’t need to say that to a dude on Hinge, she needs to say that to a therapist.

One of her pictures was her in a wedding dress, crying over someone's grave.

I saw one whose bio was "I hate cops and white people" followed by several knife emojis.

No Asians no blacks no tanned skin.whites and K-pop looking orientals only.

"I bleed monthly".


That's it. I mean cool, I pee 5 or 6 times a day, any other bodily functions you want to discuss?

She said "I should get paroled in 90 days".

Whenever a women proclaims that "she is a handful" or "she is too much". I find it super cringe because they are so proud of it, but for men its the biggest red flag in the world.

"If you're feeling generous: [her venmo username]".

“You should not go out with me if you’re a liberal or believe in credit cards”

I get political beliefs being important to someone, but…credit cards?

A second one: an all caps paragraph about how much they hate you (the reader). Truly unhinged.

"Looking for submissives with good credit...".