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94 Customers Who Made Employees Wonder How Some Folks Manage To Get Through Their Everyday Lives

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If you ever want to lose faith in humanity, you don’t need to scroll through depressing news or read about everything wrong with the world. Just spend a day, or even a few hours, working in customer service. You’ll quickly realize there are so many clueless people out there that it’s honestly a miracle we’ve made it this far.
Below, we’ve rounded up some of the most frustrating and downright stupid customer encounters that employees have had to deal with. From ridiculous questions to outrageous demands, these examples might make you feel a little sorry for anyone who works with the public. Scroll down to check them out and upvote the worst offenders!

#21 On Deals

A text post illustrating a clueless customer asking if they can buy items without enough money.
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Another reason is that people generally don’t like it when things don’t go according to plan. As San Diego-based psychologist Reena B. Patel explained to the BBC, even something as simple as a long line at a coffee shop can be frustrating because it threatens to throw off the rest of someone’s schedule.

And when that inconvenience comes on top of everything else that’s already been going wrong, it can be enough to make someone lose their temper. Unfortunately, the first person in the line of fire is often the employee behind the counter, who probably had nothing to do with any of it.

#22 On Exits

A story about clueless customers confused by a manual door and asking an employee how to get out.
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#23 On Axes

A tweet showcasing clueless customers complaining that a purchased axe is too sharp.
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#24 Just Finished Shopping And Turned Around To See Someone Stole My Cart With All My Stuff I Was Going To Buy

Supermarket aisle with empty floor space highlighting funny retail moments with clueless shoppers
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Sadly, there’s probably no way to eliminate difficult customers altogether. As history shows, we’ve been dealing with demanding and unreasonable individuals for thousands of years, and there’s little reason to believe they’ll disappear anytime soon.

But what we can do is make sure we’re not the ones making customer service workers’ jobs harder than they already are. A little patience and understanding can go a long way, especially when you remember that the person serving you is just trying to do their job. A bit of kindness might make their day a little easier.

#25 At The Self Checkout, A Customer Got Rude With Me Because The Card Only Machines “Didnt Say Card Only Anywhere!” No

A self-checkout kiosk displaying a clear card only sign for clueless customers who miss the warning.
So i was working at the self checkout today, and we have four machines that all have across the top of the screen when in use “card only.” There are also signs above each one that say the same thing. To her credit, the machine she got on USED to take cash, as you can see by its design below the shelf.
She rang up three keys while i was helping another customer and called me over to ask me how you pay with cash. I have to do this all of the time. All. Of. The. Time. So i said, “oh im sorry. These only take card—“ and she interrupted me “Well, it didnt say ‘card only’ anywhere on it!”
Now since she scanned items, it wouldnt say it on the machine anymore like in the photo. I smiled and said “well it says it then i pointed to the sign right there above the machine, but [coworker] can take cash.” She said, “no that’s fine, ill just go to the one that takes cash.” And i had to tell her that none of them take cash and pointed at the screens.
It absolutely infuriates me how often people will walk up to a machine that states “card only” and get mad at me when it only takes card. Please read the screen.
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#26 On Dunkin Donuts

A social media post where a clueless customer asks a Dunkin barista if they sell donuts.
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#27 On Earthly Delights

Screenshot of a funny comment about a clueless customer mispronouncing lettuce as le tu che.
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#28 How Customers Leave A Store On Saturday Night

Messy clothing store aisle with items dropped on floor left by clueless customers
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#29 People Who Leave Their Trash On Shelves In Stores…

Empty coffee cup left by clueless customers on retail store shelves next to boxed products
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#30 On Electronics

Social media text post sharing funny story about clueless customers asking for electronics at Best Buy
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#31 On Elevators

Funny comment describing clueless customers asking silly questions about elevators on a cruise ship
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#32 On Pancakes

A social media post detailing an interaction with clueless customers at a restaurant.
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#33 On Dressing

A comment describing a funny story involving clueless customers ordering food.
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#34 On Light

Screenshot of a comment about a clueless customer complaining a shop is dark while wearing sunglasses.
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#35 Daily Life As A Digital Artist/ Designer

Screenshot of messages showing entitled buyers demanding free items, an example of clueless customers.
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#36 “The Nerve Of This Restaurant!” -Karen

A restaurant review where clueless customers complain about not seating a large group without a reservation.
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#37 On Sizing

A social media post about clueless customers asking if medium or large coffee is bigger.
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#38 On Heat

A screenshot of a post about clueless customers asking whether mild or hot wings are hotter.
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#39 On Wings

A post about clueless customers where a person orders medium-rare chicken wings.
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#40 On Flowers

A social media comment about clueless customers complaining a floral arrangement smells too much like flowers.
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