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64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky

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Nobody’s perfect. Everyone has annoying quirks that you are often better off simply ignoring. Not just for your peace of mind, but also for the relationship. However, when you spend years together with a person, some of their habits might become unavoidable.
So when a Reddit post asked men to share the grossest things they’ve discovered about their long-term partners, many were able to contribute. From strange sandwich “recipes” to more unsettling personality traits, the answers covered a wide spectrum, too.

#1

She likes peanut butter and mayonnaise sandwiches.
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6points

#2

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
My ex wife her new shiny toy personality.

Nothing was ever enough for her.

TikTok and insta made it so much worse. She always had to have the new it purse or hobby. After a month and thousands of dollars. Never touch it again.

She was that way with our pets.

In the end of our marriage she was that way with me.
5points

#3

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
When we have leftover pasta my wife carefully, meticulously washes her hands, then *grabs* the leftover noodles from the pot and places them into a ziplock bag, instead of using the tongs.


She says that it's because "evolution made the human hand the most efficient grasping tool."


I once asked her to use the tongs and she informed me that, "not even God could stop her from grabbing spaghetti".
5points

#4

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
My ex would order a side salad at a restaurant and when pouring the dressing on and when the small cup was empty, instead of using a fork or spoon to scrape the sides of the dressing cup onto the salad, would LICK the cup and proceed to SPIT the dressing on her salad. IN PUBLIC. At home too obviously, still disgusting, but in public!?!?! I refused to take her to any restaurant nicer than a Waffle House. 🤢.
5points

#5

That her boundaries are concrete solid and never to be questioned and my boundaries is just me being an unreasonable vindictive a*****e.
5points

#6

We'd been together for 3 years, but I'd never actually seen her naked. Every time we were intimate, she'd insist on turning off the lights. Finally one day, I got a little impatient and asked what was it going to take for me to actually see her without her clothes on, and she told me "I need about tree fiddy." It was about that time I noticed my "girlfriend" was actually about 8 stories tall and was a crustacean from the Plethazoic Era! Absolutely disgusting.
5points

#7

It wasn’t his fault, but what came out when he got food poisoning 🤢 poor guy.. I’ve never seen stuff projectile from both ends of the body. Got on ceilings, walls.. the dog. It was bad.
5points

#8

Stuffed soiled baby diapers under my couch because her fat a*s was too lazy to get up and walk 8 feet to the garbage can. I found them a month after she moved out and my house still stank.
5points

#9

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
Her AO3 fanfic’s reads are often weirder than any p**n I’ve ever seen on the internet.
4points

#10

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
She's an ex. But she was eating boogers. Yeah I know, we were licking each other's privates, but seeing her out of the corner of my eye, while watching a movie, picking her nose and eating that booger was a real showstopper for me.
4points

#11

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
My wife is a 10. Now I don't mean she's a 10 to me, and I love her so she's a 10. No, she's insanely f*****g hot.

I only say that to say this. This girl takes the meanest s***s you've ever seen in your life. Like I'm talking a few times a week she leaves skidmarks in the toilet that would make a long haul trucker blush. I don't even know how it's possible. She's tiny. But I never know what I'm going to see after I lift the lid. It's like Roger Clemens took a s**t in his pitching hand and threw it full force into the toilet.

Can anyone else relate? There aren't support groups for guys in my situation.
4points

#12

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
Prob minor, but she s***s with the door open and one time even asked me to wipe her a*s when she painted her nails and didnt want to mess them up.
4points

#13

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
She s***s with the door open and stinks up the entire house. I’ve even complained about it but it’s so the cat can come in and watch her s**t. Seriously. We aren’t together anymore but wanted to mention.
4points

#14

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
She defrauded her grandparents out of a degree’s worth of tuition to fund our lifestyle and lied about obtaining a degree and still benefits from it to this day in her career that doesn’t validate education. I actually only figured that out after the break up and years after the fact of us both “graduating”.
4points

#15

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
I love her dearly so I'm not really moved to disclose her lack of toothpaste tube hygiene with a bunch of strangers.
4points

#16

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
My girlfriend and I wash our towels once a week. Not great not horrible I don’t mind as long as I feel clean after I shower.

Found out my girlfriend uses her towel to dry the floor including around the toilet of any water that drips past the mat after she steps out. She then hangs it back up again to use tomorrow.
4points

#17

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
She keeps her toothbrush and toothpaste in a cup, pointed down. Said cup collects run off water and gets DISGUSTING. Like, just keep them pointed *up* in a holder that doesn't collect water.
4points

#18

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
She puts ketchup on her chicken noodle soup.
4points

#19

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
I love my fiance so very very much. But the used balled up tissues are everywhere. I swear our apartment has added flammability from the amount of wadded up tissues just being present.
4points

#20

64 People Share The Most Disgusting Habits Their Partners Have And It Gets Pretty Icky
Turns out adorable sweet ladies fart too. Farts that are so putrid and noxious that they can cause you to awaken from a d**d sleep in a state of panic.
4points
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