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#1 Want A Ride In My New "Roo Craft"?
14points
#2 Winter Coats
11points
#3 Full Moon, Half Moon, Total Eclipse
10points
#4 Shrovetide Football
6points
#5 Turbines To Speed
4points
#6 Killing Me Softly With His Architecture
2points
#7 Fairies In Indian Folk Lore
2points
#8 Knit-Fest
2points
#9 Shout Out To Et
2points
#10 Weeeee!
1point
#11 Polish Slip
1point
#12 Beggars Can't Be Delicious
1point
#13 The Great British Shrink-Off
1point
#14 Bone Apple Teeth
1point
#15 Stargating
1point
#16 Broken Hourglass
0points
#17 Bird Baiting
0points
#18 Colourwashing
0points
#19 Plastic Rocks
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