Mine are:
The time out percussion started a fund for "Fredrick, the spider that lives in the band room"they actually managed to raise 20 or so bucks before they were shut down. Then they created a memorial for him in the back of the room with leftover Christmas ribbon.
A trumpet learned to play "final brain cell" on his horn, and each time someone does something boneheaded we hear "ittttsss the fi-nal brain ceeeeell.' in the back.
So, what're yours?
