Hey Bp!, What Is The Stupidest Things Your Friends Have Did?

The stupidest thing that my friend has done was this: we are gonna call her...rat. for confidentiality. So Rat and i were actually dating at the time we were in athletics. i was complaining about something and said "What am i gonna do??". while her dumba** said "Me!". i stopped what i was doing and looked at her. She was dirty-minded more than i was and i could not believe she didn't realize what she just said. i explained, and then she yelped and scooted away from on the bleaches. She slid too far and fell off the 15-foot-high bleaches. Luckily one of my strong guy friends caught her and everyone was alright. except me because i stomach hurt from laughing so hard.

So my friend, well call her emi [not her real name] we share a class together...

One day she leaves for the bathroom, this wasnt out of the ordinary so i brushed it off and continued to work, but she didnt come back after an extremely long time (the bathroom is right outside the classroom and it was longer than 30mjn)...
She came back and comes right over and tells me this..

"Therr was a guy janitor in the bathroom, i thought the bathrooms were closex so i asked him if i could go and he looked at me and said yes...
I then thought he was taking the trash so i grabbed the trash from the stalls and handed it to him and he just stared at me so i put it back"

Im dying at this point, you did not miss read ladies ya know the trash can in the stalls, the one for you know what, she grabbed that and approached the poor janitor with it...
I catch my breath and loomed at her and said, 'imagine that poor guy, assigned to clean the ladies restroom, and a girl approaches him with a period product filled bag trying to give it to him'
That guy was prolly terryfied

Not the dumbest on here but it was definintly funny