Hey Pandas! Calling All Percy Jackson Fans! Let’s Have A Discussion! Rant, Fangirl/Boy/Human, Or Rage!

Blitzstone should be canon

I wish that Percy did mooooorrre! He's a smart, powerful person, but it never comes down to him to save something! It's annoying! Also, PERCY IS NOT STUPID! So quit portraying him like that in the fanfics! If Percy was stupid, literally everybody would be dead. And Percy. Percy would die, shortly followed by everyone else, and anyone left would be enslaved by Kronos, so stop hating on Percy!

Also, Chaos in the fanfictions is annoying. Make it someone relatable, and not someone I envision to be a 50-year-old white man in an Italian suit.

To that one fanfiction that made Percy's greatest fear not being able to comfort Annabeth, I thank you for giving me something new to hate. I think Percy's greatest fear would be something to the point of his whole family and everyone he loves getting hurt, not being unable to comfort Annabeth.

I don't like the Nico fanart.
Stop shipping Percy with Thalia and Bianca.
The person who shipped Percy with Kronos, your fanfic was amazing, and you could become a professional writer someday (you have the skills!) but for the love of all that's holy and sacred, don't ever do that again.

Jason is a bit annoying. But I don't hate him. Piper isn't too bad, but I dislike Annabeth. Hazel is awesome, Leo is okay, Frank is Frank (not a bad character), Calypso sort of pissed me off, and Magnus Chase seems fine (but I was only able to read the last book).

I'm not going to read the rest of the TOA because it doesn't have any of the characters I like (sorry Leo), Apollo is insensitive, Hera needs to break up with Zues, Zues needs his 'thingy' cut off, the gods need to be introduced to BIRTH CONTROL for goodness' sake, the person who shipped Percy with Estelle needs to die in a hole, Rachael isn't bad, she's a fine person and doesn't deserve the hate that she gets, Nico sort of annoys me (at times) but Will is fine.

*takes deep breath* The Sal and Gabi cover art could have been better, the Sal and Gabi stories are amazing, but they don't fit in with the mythology theme, Aru Shah is AMAZING, Kara overreacted, the Sleeper needs to suck it up and be nice, nobody wants someone who continuously tried to kill their friends as a father, I feel bad for the Sleeper because he just wanted to be a dad, Boo should feel bad for what he did, but I love him anyway, Nikita (or the plant/fashion sister) can be annoying at times, and Aru's mom is annoying (YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!)

I. Ship. Perachael.

Fanfictions, Percy will never, ever become evil, no matter what happens to him. He's good in his heart. Also, dear fanfiction that had Percy become a Titan and drink blood. Thank you for that disgusting mental image of my favorite character. And if you're going to go into detail about the specific way that two characters are kissing each other, you better have kissed someone else yourself.

The old lady that lives next door to Zane is incredibly annoying. If I had to pick between saving her and the old man, no doubt would I pick the old man. She's a rude brat that doesn't realize the old man likes her a lot. If you don't like them back, BE F*****G KIND ABOUT IT!

Also, Octavian can never, ever, ever ever ever, EVER be redeemed. You're an a**e and I cannot believe you did that. Chiron is annoying for keeping the knowledge of the other camp from the campers as well.

Mythology is crazy. It's just pure crazy. That's all folks, that's the end of my rant. Thanks for reading!