Hey Pandas, Can I Get Some Of Your Best Roasts? (Closed)

You should carry a houseplant around with you to replace the oxygen you waste.

If wit was s**t you'd be constipated.

Beef
I love a beef roast dinner with roast potatoes and Yorkshire puddings Mmmmmm

You couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel

I would call you a smart a**e but you are only half qualified.