CuriositiesAUG 31, 2023

Hey Pandas, Come Up With The Worst Pick-Up Line You Can Think Of (Closed)

MaximumKarmaSaint and Gabrielė Malukaitė

We've all seen those posts about the best pick-up lines you can think of, but let's be honest here: There's starting to get overused. So I want y'all to do the exact opposite. Come up with the absolute most dreadful, horrible, intentionally-insulting pickup-lines you can think of, and share them with us.

#1

See that panel van parked up? That's my van, I've got a couple of cute puppies in the back if you would like to see them?

5points

#2

Does this cloth smell like chloroform to you?

4points

#3

Hey girl are you a police officer?
Cause you take my breath away

3points

#4

1. I don't know about you but I kind of want to put my basilisk in your chamber of secrets.
2. Are you a factory before child labor laws cuz I wanna put some kids in you
3. I'm jealous of your heart because it's pumping inside you and I'm not

2points

#5

I can't believe nobody out this on yet,
"Are you from Tennessee, bc you're the only ten I see"
"Your hand looks heavy, lemme hold it for you."

2points

#6

I’m gonna stuff you into an animatronic suit

1point

#7

You. Me. Bed. Now.

0points

#8

"Wanna see my Magic The Gathering Collection?"

0points