thriller opening: A cop pulls a guy over and the driver is sweating bullets, worried the officer will discover the jar of pickles in his trunk.
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#1
Officer asked him why are you sweating sir, he replies because some Russian gangsters have my pet chicken
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#2
This is the best excuse he could come up with in the moment. He needed to make sure that, under no circumstances, the cop looks in the trunk and finds the pickles.
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