OK, Pandas, remember when I posted "Describe an Anime Badly" earlier this month? Well, this challenge is similar but slightly more complex. You have to describe an anime INTRO badly. Not the actual plot, the song played at the start with fun visuals and names popping up on the screen sometimes. You will need to describe it correctly, but enough that people of the same fandom will know what you're talking about. In my opinion, the best ones are from Nichijou, Demon Slayer, and Oshi No Ko.
#1
Okay, 3, 2, 1... lots of jazz and bright colors, lots of running
2points
#2
Starting with LGBQT coloured explosions - which seem to be poisonous for birds, shown by them droping dead from the sky - it goes on by displaying a famous group movement popular in the late 1930s in Germany and the USSR.
Some statues break, others fall from the sky and real explosions happen for some reason, obliteratng sme buildings. The last part is rain pouring down out of LGBQT clouds on a statue dump with the last scene showing some kind of memorial displaying monsters rushing forward.
During the whole time it's paired with an OST that is english and some made up sounding blabbering as chorus.
Some statues break, others fall from the sky and real explosions happen for some reason, obliteratng sme buildings. The last part is rain pouring down out of LGBQT clouds on a statue dump with the last scene showing some kind of memorial displaying monsters rushing forward.
During the whole time it's paired with an OST that is english and some made up sounding blabbering as chorus.
1point
#3
A battleship gets disgusted that there's no water for it to float in, so it leaves to look elsewhere.
1point
#4
This intro, named after an insect, shows a group of underages forming relationships with monsters.
1point
#5
(-.- )/) Meirei da
0points
#6
Badly
0points
#7
Film. Starts quiet, military vehicles and personel move in, music is spooky, credits keep breaking up the action. Something moves, musics starts to get frantic. More credits. Now, lots of action - music builds, shots fired! More credits! More shooting, be careful if you have photosensitve seizures, as flashing images. More music! More credits! Then STOP. Music slows, big reveal and MORE CREDITS! Then, title reveal!
0points
#8
Ohhhh, there's lots of pirates and I guess bad guys maybe doing strange things. There's a kid wearing a hat and his arm seems to stretch really long. Yup, pirates.
0points
#9
A bunch of roided out dudes screaming for significant parts of the episodes, which other look on staring and gasping.
0points
#10
Helicopters fly past. Slow pan down. It's a city, at night. There's a woman wearing sunglasses, at night. She's sitting on a building watching some blurry green things that are like heat signatures of people and listening to what they're saying. The woman then takes off her sunglasses, yanks the cables out of her neck, stands up, takes her clothes off, then purposefully falls off the building.
0points
#11
To some really perky synth music, a woman rides a little motorbike on a road at night. Then she's riding a fish rocket (that was originally painted on the side of a truck) through the sky. Then she appears on various screens and billboards until she turns up in some guy's office (where he's asleep at his desk). She tiptoes away and then skips around as a ghost but failing to avoid traffic she freezes time. Goes to eat a burger but doesn't like getting hit on by two random guys so she escapes in the logo on the t-shirt of a passerby. We're back to the motorbike, which becomes a car, and then she's somebody else.
0points