Based off of InsertAnyNameHere's post.
Rules:
- Post as many times as you like (unless trolling).
- Don't harass or bully (that includes you trolls).
- Try not to provoke the trolls (especially when they aren't trolling) I may downvote you as well if you do that.
- Do not downvote unless a comment is harmful.
- Can someone have a conversation with me? I am sort of feeling desperate (this is not exactly a requirement).
#1
Family gets up late due to their only alarm clock getting unplugged, rushes to airport, kid changes the batteries in device while they are still in a rush, gets on wrong flight because security doesn't exist yet, kid meets criminals in New York, repeatedly kills them with bricks and exploding toilets, criminals get attacked by pigeons.
4points
#2
A girl, her house, and her dog get sucked up into a tornado and get transported to a magical land. Girl kills the first person she sees. Meets new strangers and travels with them, and kills again.
4points
#3
Pale oddly dressed man lets strangers in to his castle, has a weird party, brings a beautiful body to life. A partypoopper melts the ice but is axed to death. There is a love triangle(Square?), a dinner party with the axed man as the main meal and everybody turns rock hard. After a change of clothing there is a show. Suddenly two aliens declare mutiny, announce their mission is being aborted and prepare a return to their home planet, but not before killing a few peeps
3points
#4
A mother with a passion for crafting intricate miniature dioramas. Her daughter makes a wrtis clicking sound. The her daughter experiences a severe incident. This incident sets off a chain of events that leaves the mother in a state of extreme distress. As the story unfolds, she uncovers an unsettling truth. Meanwhile, her husband believes that these events are a form of coping. The narrative takes a dark turn as flames consume someone, a mysterious string becomes a deadly weapon, and the lone survivor becomes possessed, reigning over a group of undressed followers who kneel before them.
2points
#5
Pretty and Single waitress gets hunted by killer robot.
2points
#6
An old man abducts an overweight Asian boy to replace his dead wife.
2points
#7
Robot is not very motivated, kid who drinks blue milk has incest with his sister after rescuing her from murder orb, space wizard with glow stick gets Thanos snapped, kid's father who hates sand is named after an elevator, copilot has a bad hair day.
1point
#8
I would love to have a conversation with you. Hows your day been? Whats going on in your life?
1point
#9
Disabled teen with sarcasm goes looking for some spheres to save the world (it’s a movie)
1point
#10
I’ll have a conversation with you
1point
#11
2 dudes go on a friendship filled adventure after a terrorist attack
(since I know none of you will get it, It's army of TWO the 40th day)
(since I know none of you will get it, It's army of TWO the 40th day)
-1point
#12
Gang tough guy gets sick and goes on his redemtion arc
-1point
#13
Caveman keeps his family safe by keeping them in a cave
-1point
#14
Scarecrow scares people with his gas
-1point
#15
Slave boy becomes the chosen one
-1point
#16
big green guy does big green guy things i his swamp, until a short guy sends fairy tale creatures to his swamp. He then confronts the short guy, who sends him on the worlds best fetch quest. He falls in love with the cargo, and turns her green
-1point
#17
Dude finds a mask that gives him superpowers and makes him super h0rny. He also gets rizz.
-4points
#18
Robert Downey Jr is a black dude
-4points
#19
Cool dude with hat nukes Japan while cheating on his wife twice
-4points
#20
Ryan Reynolds is Ryan Reynolds. Except in red spandex.
-4points