Hey Pandas, Fill In The Blanks Of These Sentences Any Way You Like (Closed)

You can modify them slightly to work with your words(ex: an easel instead of a easel, decide instead of decide) . Be creative, funny, and appropriate please :)

Sentences:

Last night, I _______(past tense verb) a _________ (noun) because I tripped over a _______ (noun).

I am going to _______ (verb) today, unless the _______ (noun) decides to _______ (verb).

You shouldn’t ________ (verb)under ANY circumstance, except for when the _______(noun) wants ________(noun, infinitive).