Hey Pandas, How Did You Almost Die? (Closed)

I touched peanut butter and rubbed it in my eye.

Yup, I'm severely allergic to peanuts. And I was about 1 when this happened.

Motorbike accident. Short version: got spat off the bike at around 150kph, flung upside down across road, hit crash barrier with my back. Loads of injuries, but survived with not too much long-term effect. But had I been 50cm higher up it would have been my helmet that took the impact instead of my back protector and my head would have remained the other side of the crash barrier. I gave up riding after that.

When I was little, I tried to plug an electrical device in the dark (I didn't want to wake up the other people sleeping in the room). It was only after the third attempt that I understood why my hand got light blue and shook violently. My best Darwin Award moment so far.

almost fell off of a roof

Fell out of the upstairs bedroom window when I was 2

Drowning...

In a head on accident when I was a baby

Got hypothermia on a camping trip. It was in April, and the snow was just melting, and we got into a snowball fight. I was sopping wet and freezing, and then me and the rest of the kids secretly broke curfew, and it was like one a.m. before we went back to our tents. I didn't have any other clothes that weren't wet, so I just slept in my wet clothes. The whole time I was shivering uncontrollably, and at one point I stopped shivering... Anyways, I was fine when I woke up in the morning, thankfully.