Hey Pandas, How Have You Gotten Revenge In The Most Passive-Aggressive Way Recently? (Closed)

At a slumber party for my best friend last weekend, and one of my “enemy’s” from school happened to be there. My friends brother and his friends ( the enemy guy too) were being jerks to the rest of us, so I kicked their door whenever I would walk past. When his mom knocked on the door they opened the door and yelled “GO AWAY A-HOLES” which resulted in them all being yelled at for a good bit.

I was unloading my shopping cart at Walgreens a few nights ago when it was pouring down rain. This jacknut was waiting impatiently on the space beside me even though there were plenty of other parking spots. I waited for him to go inside and put my empty cart behind his big and obnoxious truck’s back bumper. He would have had to move the cart before he could leave the store. Petty? Sure. Do I care? H to the N. Peace, y’all!

Me and my ex share custody of our dog (yes like a child). 1,5 years after we broke up i heard that he had cheated on me. ( I had asked about this during the brake up as i suspected he had but he strongly denied it at the time) So obviously i told him that i know and that i will at some point want to talk to him about this and get some things clear. Really i have no need to talk to him about this as i am over him and anything he does that doesn't effect me or my dog directly. But i love knowing he is on edge about me being mad and wanting to talk. and that i have this card to play if i ever need to.

There was this girl that rejected me VERY rudely as a cruel prank. It was really bad, too. She read my message, waited an HOUR, then replied, "No." ... I bought her a cake of her least favorite flavor and had it delivered to her house.

This guy was constantly insulting me in badminton tryouts, so when I got placed in a higher skilled group than him, I asked to play a game with him, absolutely obliterated him then proceeded to ask "which group are you in again?"

This wasnt recent, but back when I did security some d******d kept playing with the lock button for his car as he was walking to his building. He kept locking and unlocking the doors so the horn would beep. I was walking by on patrol and when I heard the doors unlock I opened one of them and walked away. He continued to play with the keyfob as I went to my post. He eventually stopped, but that door sat open for awhile.