Hey Pandas, If You Could Go Back And Change One Tiny Event From History To Be Petty, What Would You Do? (Closed)

not out myself to my parents :(

bad move

kick stalin down some stairs

Not let a million people starve and go into even more poverty in Ireland during the potato famine, also kick putin off something tall

Stop the production of "Friends" sitcom so I could stop hearing about it.

Make PE not a school subject

Just for fun: I'd rename all the colors.
For real: Native Americans would own North America.

Slip Kim Jung-un laxatives right before he has to appear in a parade.

First Nations would have flourished, unimpeded.

redirect the asteroid of the dinos. Let them live and get those pesky humans outta here. major grandfather paradox from it tho

Tell her I liked her when I had the chance.

Bury a laptop or cell phone or something. In a few thousand years they’ll find it, it’ll be the greatest mystery of our time and I’ll be laughing my ass off from my living room

Will say sorry and accept that i was a jerk to my past friends

I’d go back to my birth and (assuming newborn me was still there) touch her, and say “this one’s a queer” nod my head, the s say “I like touching myself, so soft” just to scare the hell out of my parents.

I’d go back two weeks ago and not buy those chips from the vending machine, they got stuck :(

never have talked to this one guy in my class who seemed really nice and friendly at the time, but now is just weird and seems to think that we're soulmates or something

This is probably an unpopular opinion but… make humans not have evolved.

I would go back to before Magic The Gathering was popular, and buy like fifty Black Lotuses >:)
I would keep like three for my decks, and give like five to my papa for his decks, and then sell the rest for a bajillion dollars :D

Hmmm
Kill baby Hitler
Stop people from going on the Titanic
Warn people about how bad final destination is

I wish I told them what the surprise was all about because surprise!... they didn't like it.

colonialism was a bad move...