Hey Pandas, If You Were A Ghost, How Would You Annoy The Living? (Closed)

I would haunt telemarketers while they are sleeping to ask about their extended warranty.

I would turn every piece of clothing they had inside out.

Every day.

Go straight to the US White House and make DJT's like a living hell.

If it was someone I particularly wanted revenge on, I'd haunt their kidneys and their colon, and make them mess themselves in public at VERY inopPOOrtune times. I'll show myself out now.

I would only haunt crappy people, people who lie and cheat and steal. I'd rearrange little things in their house, hide their keys, drain plugs, and toothbrushes. Pull their covers off when it's cold and bend all of their silverware. I'd basically be a Dennis the Menace and drive them crazy. lol

I think I would just start moving random things a few centimeters a day, slowly over an extended period of time. Not enough to notice right away, but just enough that after a few days they'd be thinking "Wait... who moved [knick knack A]?"

Turn the pages on a book they're reading and put the bookmark in the new place.

Silently judge their entertainment choices. If they watch FauxNews, turn the volume down to whisper, or change the language to Spanish, or change the channel to Sesame Street.

I would sit at my computer all day and read Bored Panda. If I can do it in life, I can do it in death!

I would hide every matching sock and glove they have, so they appear in random places.

They'll be like "What is pink sock doing in the freezer?!?"

[Evil Laugh]

Keep putting the toilet paper the wrong way around....(yes, there's only one right way, and it's even in the patent).

I’d mess everything up right when they’re in a hurry. Right when they’re scurrying through the house, rushing to leave, I’d do things like hook their sleeve to the door handle, hook their belt loop to the door handle, move around a chair so they stub their toe, maybe spill a drop of water or two in their path.

Turn off the TV at critical moments like when their team getting ready to hit a shot for a score or right at the end reveal of a mystery.

My job I guess.. I work as a set designer and decorator for a large haunted house attraction. So ill just continue doing what I do.. move stuff around.

Randomly change all their settings on their phones, tablets, PCs, TVs etc.

Whisper into their Alexa devices, so that weird stuff keeps getting delivered by Amazon.

I asked my kids a similar question, If you were a ghost and you were haunting someone but you could only do things to mildly annoy them what would you do?
Their answers:

10 Year old: I would haunt my aunty (who is obsessed with cleaning) wait until she's finished with the vacuum and then crumble up a cracker like a Ritz and scatter it over the floor in plain view.

8 Year Old: I would squeeze all the toothpaste out of every new tube they start into the sink and wash it away so they always think they've used to much.

Me: I would take the little ring with the wheels on it from under the microwave plate, the part that makes it turn around, I would also always take one sock at random from a pair after their laundry is dry.

Am I just invisible, or can I effect things? If I could, I'd go around and find people's lost pets, because it breaks my heart when folks can't find their fur babies. And if the pets had passed on, I'd collect their little ghosts, then me and my ghost menagerie would scour the countryside looking for lost animals. We'd be a happy little ghost circus.

Each time one of the living passed by a door, hook their belt loop, sleeve, pocket etc...on the handle

I'd steal all their left shoes and leave them in the neighbor's yard.