Hey Pandas, Post Some Things That Weren't Quite Thought Out Properly

Russia's invasion of Ukraine? Didn't think that one through, did you, Vladimir?

My haircut. I look like a little Amish boy went to hell and back

Any and all of my decisions (:

My jeopardy answer last night. I really love jeopardy and get very into it, yelling or my questions, seeing if i can get them before my husband. I love it enough that we pvr it so I'm a little behind from when we were on vacation so I'm catching up.

They wanted the names rosencrantz and guildenstern. Which... was not a hard one. I could name every hamlet character in my sleep. Unfortunately,
I havenge been sleeping and my brain is a tad-- laggy. My brain scrambled and wrote enthusiastically went "WHAT IS ROSENSTERN AND CRANTZ!!"

My husband looked at me and then burst out laughing. I'm flustered, I have no idea what was wrong. Someone chimes in and gives the very obvious correct answer and I, a shakespeare nerd and english lit major, hang my head in shame.

The USA’s government

...My book. Who thought you could get through 30 pages with no plot whatsoever?

Me!

Vape pens.

Religion. It started off as a nice idea to explain things that science hadn't caught up with yet, but over the past few millennia it's devolved into a system of making people feel superior to others and has racked up a body count higher than all wars combined...

beauty standards for dancers, read the comments

Influencers. True, some bits are funny and I find myself sucked in sometimes, but most of the time, they're just embarrassing themselves. Why would you spend your life posting your idiotic posts on social media?

Eating bats in Wuhan, China.

Anything following the words "Authorities say a Florida man...."

Some idiots in Versailles saying, “Hey, let’s punish the Germans for a war that they didn’t start because we want vengeance”, causing the country to be extremely vulnerable to this maniac named Hitler, who then convinced said country to murder it’s neighbors, and then those idiots in Versailles had a second world war on their hands. (In short, the Treaty of Versailles ultimately leading to WW2).
Also, communism. It looks great on paper, but no one has made it work and many people have died unnecessarily at the hands of more power hungry maniacs.

Me, I was an accident....

today my friend literally smacked a water bottle that someone put on the table we were at during lunch (the people were a group of jerks) right off the table. it happened pretty quickly, but I'll certainly say it flew true and strong, and rotated quickly - comedy perfection. in other words, people put water bottle on table, friend swats it right off immediately. he says (he's sitting right next to me right now) "nice water bottle, but it looked better on the floor. ok now another friend just sat down in his place and started looking through his browser history. included "open mouth, insert foot" ok friend #1 is back ok they're both up now sitting friend number two is trying to broadcast this to the class; "japanese sibling terminology/useful notes"...? friend #2 is reaching in front of my computer, ok now I have to ward them off they're trying to fight I'm in between this is hilarious OK friend #2 says "water is wet".. ANYWAYS (with the sound of arguing in the background) me and my group of 4 total friends were laughing at a while now friend #1 is saying that friend #2 "beats off in the bathroom" and I don't fully know what it means but I can take a hint.

Many, many little everyday decisions 🥲.

A celibate male-only priesthood.

There was a bullying conference at my school and the lady was like “the phrase snitches get stitches doesn’t make since because they don’t know how to give people stitches and we don’t need stitches”
I don’t think she understood what the phrase meant