Hey Pandas, Post The Most Real-Sounding Fake Conspiracy Theory You Can Think Of, And The Comments Will Decide Whether Or Not It Seems Real (Closed)

What if the reason earth hasn't made contact with any aliens is because we are a social experiment to see what happens if an intelligent species is left alone?

2Pac, Elvis Presley, possibly Notorious BIG, and many other celebs are still alive, living a private life in various different countries around the world under different identities and names.

The world isn't 100 real, and it's actually like social media in the sense that your experience is specifically tailored to your life. I might see roses, you might see tulips, and someone else might see dead peonies, depending on your tastes.

That i am just dreaming and the world and all you guys are figments of my imagination.

The Illuminati doesn't exist...but the REAL secret society let's that conspiracy run wild so they can continue in secret.

The BT (Big toilet paper industry for short) caused the covid pandemic. The virus is in all the soft papers. (Brought to you from my porcelain throne)

That we all experience life differently in that what I might see as green you see as pink but since we have all been told this is bla this is bla so we could never know

I’m stealing this one from my brother who has made it clear he doesn’t actually believe it. BIRDS ARE ROBOTS SENT FROM THE GOVERNMENT TO SPY ON US HUMANS.

Still me, I've got a lot of these... Glasses are made to stop people from seeing through the matrix.

The government killed John F. Kennedy

Elvis Presley faked his own death to go live his life in peace ✌️

Mermaids live in the Bermuda Triangle

I don't exist.

The FBI watched us through the cameras of our devices. (Not including seeing what we do online because they CAN do that)

All tech companies are actually owned by a single player, who controls everything we see and know online and on our devices, to effectively brainwash us into their way of thinking

Dogs are secretly controlling the government and all the world leaders without pets are in on it.

me again: We all exist in someone's imagination. We just haven't found out who it is yet. Hahaha. (I'm a little crazy)

That Covid isn’t real

Flat earth! Wtf…????

Anytime someone has a disease that hasn’t been discovered yet they call it COVID-19 and leave it at that.