Anti vaxxers don't be offended we just laughing at yo stupidity
#1
Yeah so here's mine
Dude comes up to a pharmacist and goes on asking when covid tablets will be available but the pharmacist goes no covid tablets covid mutates a lot vaccine only for you. Dude now starts getting visibly angry and throws a tantrum about why the pharmacist is lying, vaccines wreck our mental health and cause autism and goes further on that his child did not take polio vaccine but still didn't get polio. Sweet old woman at the counter turned sour and angrily told him to vaccinate his child. All this time I was buying toothpaste. He then said "man these vaccines are all a plot against us so we vote for the (insert worst president) and vaccines are the leading cause of CORRUPTION. I went out and had a good laugh . Nice
Dude comes up to a pharmacist and goes on asking when covid tablets will be available but the pharmacist goes no covid tablets covid mutates a lot vaccine only for you. Dude now starts getting visibly angry and throws a tantrum about why the pharmacist is lying, vaccines wreck our mental health and cause autism and goes further on that his child did not take polio vaccine but still didn't get polio. Sweet old woman at the counter turned sour and angrily told him to vaccinate his child. All this time I was buying toothpaste. He then said "man these vaccines are all a plot against us so we vote for the (insert worst president) and vaccines are the leading cause of CORRUPTION. I went out and had a good laugh . Nice
3points
#2
My work colleague’s friend told him that he is not allowed to come to his house anymore because the vaccine contains aliens that alternate his DNA
3points
#3
After I read about 30 scientific papers on the efficacy of masks and I made and gave away 900 masks to people at risk when they were really hard to get, the manager of the hardware store told me over the phone that masks didn’t work and that “ones like the one I was wearing were dangerous”. He had never seen mine.
Then he said they would never be able to make a vaccine that worked and he knew this because he got a flu shot once and still got the flu 3 years later. The sheriff dropped by to explain the local masking mandate later and he called me back to demand a free mask for all of his employees. I gave one to every employee of that business except him. I gave him a plastic bag in case he wanted to tie it over his head.
Then he said they would never be able to make a vaccine that worked and he knew this because he got a flu shot once and still got the flu 3 years later. The sheriff dropped by to explain the local masking mandate later and he called me back to demand a free mask for all of his employees. I gave one to every employee of that business except him. I gave him a plastic bag in case he wanted to tie it over his head.
3points
#4
I have a relative that is an AV’r, they were trying to tell me how terrible the Covid vaccine is and how they would never put anything unnatural in their body….while smoking a menthol cigarette and taking shots of Hennessy.
3points