Hey Pandas, Roast Me!

Mmmm, fun! Ok let’s begin! Your the proof that the dad should not go shopping for milk, and what’s up with your name “coco”? You sound like an anonymous cocomelon fan that was found aborted in a trash can some lady put up their private parts and kept you there for 9 months, you probably have never even seen a girl because all girls in a 1000 mile radius flee from you, even internetporn flee!

Are you a coconut? Because you’re driving me coconuts!