Hey Pandas, Tell Me About Your Country Without Telling Me The Country (Closed)

Warm beer and hot tea

Mountains, chocolate and cheese.

Guns, alcohol, and fast food

You shoveled the drive in your pajama pants, then got Tim's on the way to the hockey rink with your pals.

GUNS FREEDOM EAGLES

We shoot guns, we watch football, and we drink alcohol!

We fat

Baguette, cheese, wine, Tour Eiffel!

"Are you free this weekend?"
*Eagle screeches* *wipes tear*
"I'm always free"

We wear shoes inside

People being polite, maple syrup, poutine, and Tim Hortons coffee.

spiders

We are quite unpopular here on bp

We are making it harder for women to get proper reproductive care, we love guns, and we use any form of measurement but the metric system.

The country that has no original culture besides bad stereotypes.

My country: Has technically annexed three other countries(kind of)and is fairly new by country standards..

Bonus country: One of the smallest and richest countries in the world.

The little mermaid

We have school shooter drills a lot and my teacher got kidnapped and murdered at the start of the school year. And someone robbed a restaurant that’s near our school so we had to stay in the closet for three hours :)

-I moved out of my home country because of political issues, so try to guess them both lmao

1. cold cold cold, government bad, why war

2. it’s smaller than any city but somehow holds more people than imagineable. (in asia)

Carnival, samba, and football.