I know I shouldn't contribute but...
Mom said the first time I saw my little baby sister in the hospital, I screamed, "MINE! Get it!" She also claimed after 2 weeks, I screamed, "TAKE IT BACK!" I was 22 months old at the time.
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So being the stupid child I am I have indeed said something dumb/funny. So in like I think 3rd grade we were being too loud during lunch (about 400+ kids in the cafeteria) and we were told to not make a peep. Of course, little old me decided to say: Peep. As it dramatically echoed through the room everyone just stared at me-
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#2
Our neighbors daughter came over one morning after some obvious Krispie Kremes and I was like Mandy what's on your face honey and she's like oh it's just donut peel. 🤣
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#3
When my son was 3, he declared “I’m going to take a rat nap while you and Daddy drive me home.” It was the funniest thing then and we still joke about it now. He also used to call grocery stores “avocados.”
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#4
Mum, when I’m big should I drive a BMW or a vulva! Cracked us up for days.
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