Hey Pandas, What Are Some Of The Most Unhinged Questions You've Heard?

Where to start? Maybe "If we evolved from monkeys why are there still monkeys?"

Oh I've been waiting for this one!! I worked at a hibachi restaurant for years and I've heard it all question wise, but I had a gentlemen and his wife come in one day for dinner no big deal slow Wednesday night I got you no problem. Well as the chef comes out to the grill to start cooking im talking to the wife refilling her drink when the husband clear as day goes what's that!? I turned to ask him what he was talking about he proceeded to look at the raw chicken the chef was laying on the grill going "what's that!?" I said umm sir are you talking about the chicken? I swear this man turns looks at me and goes "pink chicken?? I ain't ever seen no pink chicken!!". I had to walk away and process that one dying behind the bar laughing... Oh and for added bonus when I came back he asked the same thing about the shrimp except his wife for the win turned to him and said "it's shrimp it's what you ordered this is why you aren't allowed to grocery shop!" Still cracks me up to this day, almost 5 years later I wonder did he ever figure it out

My friend's little brother once asked me"If your left sock could file a restraining order against your right shoe, what would the grounds be?"

"Are you sure?" when I spell my non-English name to them.

My mother was getting me started working in nursing homes. The home owner asked "Is he alright down there?", a question that is actually unlawful (and, anyway, WTF?).

Quick as a flash my mother replied "Yes, he has been toilet trained for quite a while now so you don't need to worry about accidents".

😂 Perfect answer!