Hey Pandas, What Are Some Quick Roasts? (Closed)

I'd love a battle of wits with you, unfortunately you are unarmed.

If wit were s**t, you'd be constipated.

Yo momma so old, her last name is “asaurus” - from a Key&Peele sketch

You haven't really embraced intelligence for yourself, have you?

"If I had a dollar for every one of your brain cells, I'd be in debt."

As much use as a chocolate kettle.

You're Mother used to say that God doesn't make mistakes. But when she looked at you, she changed her mind.

Mirrors can’t talk. Lucky for you they can’t laugh either.

Tri-tip, bottom round rump, chuck, eye of round, top round, sirloin tip. These seem to be the best

"You are the problem to my solution just as me to your last braincell"

Ik it's weird don't judge lol I still remember this from elementary school

The problem isn't that obesity runs in ur family, it's that no one runs in ur family