Hey Pandas, What Are The Best Shower Thoughts You’ve Ever Had?

My personal favorite is “If humans are 60% water, then is drinking water an act of cannibalism?”
Yeah, these are pretty dumb, but they’re FUNNY AND THATS ALL THAT MATTERS HERE

Animals with wings, such as birds and bats, have four limbs - two legs and wings instead of arms.
But dragons, fairies and angels have wings in addition to arms, meaning they have six limbs.
So that means these creatures must be insects?

I spent a long time puzzling over this one once.

Mine is "If you have sex with a vampire is it considered necrophilia?"

If you can drink your drink then why can't you food your food?

Neil A backwards is Alien

"oh my god the bee god was gay"

referring to a section of the poem "Eurydice" by Ocean Vuong, a prompt for my first prose competition ever held by the NEHS of my high school. I didn't understand the perspective of the poem (assumedly the Bee God whose name i forgot, but was allegedly in love with Eurydice in the version of the myth i heard) for ages despite being part of the LGBTQ+ community as well, but when it clicked that the narrator was in love with Orpheus/at least vaguely jealous of their love, i could start writing and I won 3rd place :)

I have so many really specific puns I could make that nobody would ever want to hear :(

Shower question, more like... If you drink a whole bottle of food coloring, will your s**t be colored? I am in desperate need of an answer.

Actual thought I had randomly in the shower:

"Mrs. Doubtfire, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mrs. Doubtfire, Mrs. Doubtfire..." (like, my thoughts were on an ENDLESS LOOP)

Shower joint. Shower wine. Shower burrito. Natural eucalyptus hanging on the shower head wall. I’m a shower genius.

Horror & Terror. Both dark/scary.
Horrible & Terrible. Same situation.
Horrific & Terrific. Suddenly meanings diverge.

In "I Love Lucy" her husband's name is Ricky Ricardo. As he is Cuban and Ricky is short for Ricardo; then his name would technically be Ricardo Ricardo.

If ice cream is just frozen milk, why is melted ice cream not called milk? ALSO, ISN'T CHEESE JUST A LOAF OF MILK?! Now that I think about it, an omelet is a loaf of egg.

Who was the first person to domesticate an animal? How did that happen? Did someone was like:

-"Hey, look at that bouncing boy on the top of the mountain. He's got horns and hooves and can climb a rock wall...I am going to put him in a pen and take his wool".
-"Hey, look at that apex predator! He's got sharp teeth and can take down a moose with his friends! I am going to give him food and shelter, make him my best friend and make him help me hunt!
-Woah! Look at the miniature tiger! He is quick and agile and has razor sharp claws! I am going to let him into my cave and let him purr on my lap!

And then I hear a loud crash and have to step out of the shower to check what my cats have broken now...

As I stood there waiting for the water to heat up. "What if instead of heating all the water in one place and piping it through the cold attic, we heat it where it is being used?"

Why didn't Chuck Nolan played by Tom Hanks in Castaway just use the crystal face of the pocket watch Kelly (Helen Hunt) had given him to start a fire. Instead he spent an enormous amount of time and effort plus being injured before finally succeeding in "making fire?"

Shower thoughts led me to realizing that I'm gay

Hmm, what do you suppose this pulsating setting on my hand-held shower head is good for?

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