Hey Pandas, What Are The Dumbest Ways People Died In History? (Closed)

Anti-vaxers protesting at rallies, catch covid and die.

I read a book about Kingdom raids around the globe, apparently a raider was hiding in the bottom of a cathole when a citizen went to do his business, and got a pike shoved up his butt and died. Props to the raider that had to hide in a cathole, of all places.

A man took his enemy's head as a prize. The teeth scratched his leg. Infection, and death.

slipped on an orange peel, i dunno if this has already been mentioned or not

Zachary Taylor died because he ate too much fruit.

overenthusiastic about a tan, went to a booth, lit a cigarette and the fumes ignited. boom.