Hey Pandas, What Are The Lamest Pick-Up Lines You've Heard? (Closed)

I heard you like raisins... How 'bout a date?

Excuse me, would you mind completing this quick, 1 minute survey? - Hand over your phone with the 'add new contact' screen showing.

You make me feel like the Titanic. I wanna go down!

[Wave them over with you hand] I just made you come with one hand. Imagine what the rest of me could do!

"Are you my appendix? Because there's this feeling in my stomach that makes me want to take you out!"

Damn are you a microwave cause MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

I once knew someone who tried to flirt by walking over to a girl and saying casually "What's your name?" ... they'd known each other for months.

(Context: walking to my bus after school with a friend who rode a different bus than me) “what’s your favorite place to eat?” I answered “oh if I took you out, would you be willing to pay?” I didn’t know how to answer *proceeds to continue asking after I told him that i wasn’t ready to start dating yet as I had just been broken up after being in a 3 month relationship (longest relationship that I had ever had)* He still keeps asking me out even though I have told him no several times. It’s been over a year now. TLDR: If someone just got out of their longest relationship, don’t ask them out or push them to go out with you.

my love for you is like diarrhea- it wont stop coming out!

Are you a fart, because you just blew me away ;)

What do you say we go back to your place and go halvsies on an illigitimate child?

"Now I'm not a vampire, but I'm pretty good at sucking 😉"

Context: i was doing food shopping. Then, a hand touched my shoulder :

Hi. I can learn you how to cook couscous, and then i'll make you babies.
You'll be a mum and stay at home, no job needed, just the chores. Deal? We can start now.

I quickly left. Frenchies are so romantic, right?

I lost my phone number, can I have yours?

On my worst blind date ever- Dude told me he was a palm reader and told me the connected lines on my palm showed that he and I were meant to be together. Gag!

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? It sure hurt when I did.

you're so sweet, you're giving me a toothache

*Bump into someone cute*
Oh sorry, I didn't mean to bump into an angel