Hey Pandas, What Do You Think Will Be The First Thing You Will See If You Get Dammed To Hell? (Closed)

A karen demanding to speak to hell's manager.

I'd find my biological father, 'nuff said

The GOP? Fox news? Alex Jones?

All the satanic hard rock bands that ever existed. Hopefully.

Theoretically if a satanist went to hell wouldnt they get sent to heaven instead

Someone yelling at me about being a disappointment. That is pretty much the thing that terrifies me most and therefore the thing that would probably be chosen to torture me for the rest of eternity.

Hypocrites getting knocked off their high horse.

A stopped up river.

This is a joke about the incorrect spelling of damned in the title.

I think hell is just not being able to have an afterlife at all. Like you just cease to exist.

I think ill see all the religious people who have ever existed and would wonder what the HeII I'm doing there with them!

Yamaraj.

Everyone who is sacrificing animals for Gods is clearly meant to be in hell. Directly to the boiler room. No question.

myself, the ocean, my pets and animals being hurt. (also them crowning me queen/j

my math teacher, ELA teacher, karens, every rich person, the leaders of russia, (it doesn’t deserve to be capitalized) america, etc. and i would hear animals being tourtured and people saying anything about the bible and that i’m normalnothing cuz i don’t beleive in that stuff

I'll probably see some Karens' trying to talk their way out of Hell. Making sure everyone around knows that she isn't supposed to be there and demanding to speak with the person in charge. 👹

All my friends.

da boys

The devil asking why I did it

A political rally

uh, hell, duh