Hey Panda's, What Is A Funny True Story One Of Your Parents Have Told You? (Closed)

My dad told me a story from a summer camp he went to. He was one of the camp counselors and he decided to do a test. He was going to ask different kind of blond people a blond joke and see what kind of blond was the dumbest. (Obviously not all blond people are dumb, but it's a joke thing). He asked natural blond people, and people who dyed their hair blond. The joke was this, "how do you keep a blond in suspense", and then he'd talk about something else unrelated. So he asked some natural blonds and some of them got it right away and some took a second to get it, and a few needed it explained and then they got it. Then he asked this one guy who had dyed his hair blond, he said "how do you keep a blond in suspense", and then moved on to something else. The dude didn't get it, so my dad said it again, the dude said "I don't know" and my dad just didn't say anything. They parted ways and then the next morning my dad was well rested and the guy that he told the joke to looked dead tired, he had bloodshot eyes and just looked worn out. The guy told me dad that he wasn't able to sleep all night cause he was trying to figure out the joke, so my dad said it again, and the dude said "I don't know!" So my dad explained it, My dad: are you blond? The other guy: Yes. My dad: Are you in suspense? The other guy: Yes. My dad: How do you keep a blond in suspense? The other guy: I DON'T KNOW!!! After a couple people helped explain the joke he said "seriously? That's the joke? That's so dumb." And walked away.

My dad got lunch detention 150/180 days in 7th grade because he liked that they brought his lunch to him